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Ask k5: Natural vaginal revirgination?

By balsamic vinigga in balsamic vinigga's Diary
Sun Aug 10, 2014 at 08:06:18 AM EST
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So google turns up nothing... but I'm curious is this a thing? A known sort of thing?


Awhile back I fucked this girl who wasn't on her period or anything and my dick came out bloody. I was like :O WTF?

And she casually, matter of factly, was like yeah it's been awhile, looks like my pussy revirginated.

I was quite skeptical that such a thing is actually a thing and proceeded to act like i knew more about her vagina than she did. I informed her that revirgination requires surgery and doesn't happen after a couple months of celibacy and that she should see a dr since bleeding during sex isn't normal.

She told me to relax and that if i kept fucking her the bleeding goes away, and that it would only come back if her pussy had a couple months to revirginate.

Sure enough she was 100% right. And her vagina became normal there after.

Fast forward awhile and I had to be away for a couple months, I come back and proceed to fuck her again and sure enough, blood. Again, the casual explanation of having revirginated is given.

And, sure enough, as before, and just like a virgin, the bleeding goes away.

Googling turns up nothing, have I found the only woman on the planet whose vagina "revirginates" as described? Should I contact the scientific community to have her pussy studied?

If she wanted to fool somebody she could, for sure. All those islamic sluts dropping top dollar getting their surgical revirginations must be envious?

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quality k5 content! $ (3.00 / 4) (#1)
by mumble on Sun Aug 10, 2014 at 08:24:27 AM EST



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she has a virginity fetish (3.00 / 6) (#2)
by LilDebbie on Sun Aug 10, 2014 at 08:28:40 AM EST

and shoves squibs up her cunt so she can "bleed" all over your dick.

what i'm saying is your girlfriend is a freak.

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They do get tighter, (3.00 / 4) (#3)
by k31 on Sun Aug 10, 2014 at 08:47:38 AM EST

in as little as three days.

Or faster if they use Almond or something.

They don't re-virgin, just retighten a bit.

It is sorta obvious so google won't find it... her words weren't meant to be taken as literally as you said.

Some people use dildos or do exercises (not necessarily sexual) during dry spells, hence remain a bit "looser" (actually, just more engorged and hence, bigger on the inside).

Your dollar is you only Word, the wrath of it your only fear. He who has an EAR to hear....

The hymen doesn't grow back (3.00 / 3) (#4)
by HollyHopDrive on Sun Aug 10, 2014 at 11:17:16 AM EST

but I believe it can heal a little over the place where it tore if it's not penetrated again for a while. I wouldn't think this was likely in an experienced and active woman but I guess it's possible. You should get her to see her doctor, it's also possible to tear during sex. Doesn't sound likely, since she doesn't seem distressed at all and it's usually psychological (tensing up involuntarily during sex) but it's worth checking out.

The hymen is often broken before sex anyway, riding a bicycle or using tampons can do it. I didn't bleed when I lost my virginity.

I make too much sense to be on the Internet.

Oh bollocks. (3.00 / 5) (#5)
by HollyHopDrive on Sun Aug 10, 2014 at 11:30:56 AM EST

I shouldn't have made any comment in this diary. Blastard is going to obsess over it. He's already back to obsessing over women in general, my Princess Leia dances, which I performed and finished with about three months ago, and the sexual insults relating to my Arabic dance studies. I confidently predict a threat of violence within a week and another misogynistic, sexual insult before sundown.

The sooner he orders another bride, the better.

I make too much sense to be on the Internet.

Pro tip: don't fuck her ears. Aim between legs$ (3.00 / 3) (#6)
by mirko on Sun Aug 10, 2014 at 12:09:56 PM EST


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Sweet monkey jesus! (3.00 / 3) (#15)
by Del Griffith on Sun Aug 10, 2014 at 04:31:41 PM EST

A quick search comes back with:

  • Injuries to the vaginal wall or introitus (opening to the vagina) during intercourse
  • Infections (for example, gonorrhea, Chlamydia, yeast infections) can be a cause of vaginal bleeding after intercourse.
  • Lowered estrogen levels in peri-menopausal or postmenopausal women may cause the lining of the vagina to become thinned and easily inflamed or infected, and these changes can be associated with vaginal bleeding after intercourse.
  • Anatomical lesions, such as tumors or polyps on the cervix or vaginal wall may lead to vaginal bleeding during or after intercourse.

So, it's a tear, STD, tear or cancer.

I'm going to go with STD's for $500 Alex.

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Well, as we know on the Internet (3.00 / 2) (#19)
by ksandstr on Sun Aug 10, 2014 at 05:47:06 PM EST

If a vagina isn't used, it'll heal up and close.

Fin.
So you are claiming (none / 0) (#23)
by Cancer on Sun Aug 10, 2014 at 10:43:19 PM EST

She's like a virgin?

seems obvious to me (none / 0) (#28)
by New Bottle Old Wine on Mon Aug 11, 2014 at 08:23:35 AM EST

post-op tranny.

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Vinigga, I apologise. (none / 0) (#30)
by HollyHopDrive on Mon Aug 11, 2014 at 08:39:04 AM EST

I've just realised it was Del who made the stupid white knight comment, not you. Not sure how I misread that. So the comment about you complaining should be addressed to Del, not you. I'm sorry.

I make too much sense to be on the Internet.

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