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Fat People Have Stupid Smiles

By Angelfish in Angelfish's Diary
Sun Jul 27, 2014 at 07:48:05 PM EST
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Ever see a picture of a fat nerd with glasses and a neckbeard smiling? It looks really stupid, doesn't it? I always want to leave a mean comment, but then I think about how that would make the dude cry, and then I feel like a jerk even though it's that guy's choice to be a fat neckbearded nerd. When I was fat, I took the initiative and joined a gym. Now I'm a lean, mean fighting machine.

If you need a picture, just take a look at this nerd virgin.

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Fat People Have Stupid Smiles | 5 comments (5 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

This guy has gotten way more pussy (3.00 / 3) (#1)
by cockskin horsesuit on Sun Jul 27, 2014 at 09:10:38 PM EST

than you would in a hundred lifetimes.

He was just in a few (none / 1) (#2)
by Cancer on Mon Jul 28, 2014 at 12:00:57 AM EST

hit movies. I bet he has had more women than you have.

All you ever get is the 12 year old girl you take to the Disney movies, until her mother shuts you don't with a "Don't fuck my daughter you Pedo!"

It might be money. (none / 0) (#3)
by claes on Mon Jul 28, 2014 at 08:55:15 AM EST

I've got this theory that if you've got enough money you aren't always stressed out so the muscles in your forehead (think "furrowed brow") finally relax and you get this smooth, relaxed, open-eyed look around your eyes.

Dunno if that's what your referring to.

Fat people aren't happy by Angelfish, 07/28/2014 10:20:12 AM EST (none / 0)

always disliked jonah hill (none / 0) (#5)
by nateo on Mon Jul 28, 2014 at 12:23:06 PM EST

he takes himself way too fucking seriously.

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Fat People Have Stupid Smiles | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

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