I want to ignore Kate Upton so hard By Del Griffith in Del Griffith's Diary Fri Jul 25, 2014 at 01:39:37 AM EST Tags: (all tags)
	When I look at this picture of Kate Upton, my Christian chastity goes out the window and I am overwhelmed with sadness as she has no ass.  I have an insatiable need to ignore the dickens out of her. I want to ignore her so hard that she cries. When I notice her crying, I'll stop and ask her, "I'm sorry. Did I hurt you?" She'll turn around and growl, "Keep ignoring me, or I'll beat your ass." Frightened, I'll stick my thumb back inside my mouth. She'll moan and cry "Yes!" over and over, threatening me if I cry prematurely, which I'm struggling against because she's so flat and I'm ignoring her so hard. Then I'll feel hands pull away from her. It's Genevieve Morton, Nina Agdal, and other assless swimsuit models! "Why the hell are you ignoring us?" one of them shouts as they start punching me in my chest. I can't control it anymore and the tears spurt, hitting Genevieve's tits and face. She grimaces and punches me in my face, cursing in whatever language they speak in South Africa.

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