Maleficent: Dial M for Misandry By Angelfish in Angelfish's Diary Sun Jun 01, 2014 at 02:27:24 PM EST Tags: Disney, Misandry, Maleficent, Red Pill, Trigger Warning (all tags)
	Trigger Warning: This article deals with a movie that promotes misandry! Misandry is the greatest epidemic to hit the world since the Cold War. Masculinity is treated like a disease, feminazis are (symbolically) castrating men who do not act like manginas, and chivalry is called creepy. Disney, a company that once made great movies with wholesome family values like Snow White and Sleeping Beauty, has betrayed its most loyal fans and sold its soul to the feminist agenda, making movies that promote misandry such as Beauty and the Beast, Brave, Frozen, and now Maleficent. Maleficent is a liberal revisionist retelling of the story of Maleficent, the villain from Sleeping Beauty. It fails to capture any of the magic of the source material, but it succeeds at offending chivalrous gentlemen such as me and the rest of the atheists at my Google Glass User Group.

Maleficent's first mistake is in how it changes Maleficent from a heartless villain into a tragic victim betrayed by a man. What is this? Lifetime? I'm sorry, Miss Jolie, but am I supposed to believe that men exist who would betray women they love for power? As my friends on the PUA and MRA forums will confirm, it's women who manipulate others. Besides, even if a man were to hurt a woman to become king, isn't that what women want? If women didn't want men to act like assholes, then they'd stop dating black men assholes and date nice guys like Elliot Rodgers! No man is presented as sympathetic in this movie. Sure, Maleficent's feathered familiar is as well as the prince who Sleeping Beauty meets, but they both act like manginas and therefore do not count. The real men in the movie, Stefan and the king who wants to destroy the moors, are treated as villains even though they do nothing wrong. Fortunately, real men like Kofi Outlaw of Screen Rant recognize the inherent misandry in a film that suggests that men who physically violate women they drugged are somehow villainous. Unfortunately, the movie is doing very well in theaters, proving that misandry is all too real. Men are the new minorities. Nice guys finish last. Maybe I should be an asshole. Take the red pill. (This post has been sponsored by Cancer and Wixel Pixel, the two most chivalrous and supreme gentlemen of kuro5hin. Despite that they are gay lovers who ram each other's asses each night because women would never touch them, they personify everything real men should be: chivalrous toward the fair maidens who are members of their online communities.)

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