Solution to the Borker Problem By Del Griffith in Fiction Fri Mar 07, 2014 at 11:43:31 AM EST Tags: etc, sofware problem, solving the software problem, warplife, lol (all tags)
	As you may know when I'm not manic, I work tirelessly to grandiose goals with no hope of fulfilling them.  Why just the other day while I was furriously masterbating at the #SALMONCREEK #STARBUCKS mens room, I temporarly lost vision as I came, and saw a vision. It was G-d all mighty himself, and he commanded me to take care of the Borker* problem. *by borker, I mean broker, but I can't bring myself to call them by their actual names.

As you may know countless brokers have made a good living off of my back by simply shuffling some paper.  Now I want me some piece of that action! First the plan is like this secure at least a mysql+php+RHEL4 box in at least 30 different nations to support froggjob tap morally inflexible for a mysql/php cluster running RHEL4 or equivalent for main US operations announce my own company with a CL like website so I can provide services GLOBALLY, in at least 30 languages ON LAUNCH DAY. send out translated announcements to at least 10 news agencies in non US territories send out my PR to every tv, print and radio station in the CONUS.  This includes english & spanish.   Enigma is a born and raised American citizen however Español Mexicano is her Mother Tongue.  My piano teacher in Vancouver BC is from Colombia and studied in France.  I have a friend from CERN who married a Castillian Spanish woman. reach out to trane to have him write AI to detect certain ignorant motherfuckers, and give them the special treatment You see my secret is to make a job finding service where I PERSONALLY READ ALL JOBS / RESUMES and match them.  The problem with todays systems is that it is either automated, and it misses shit, or is staffed by morons.  I will instead immerse myself as a human router as my fathers time in the NAVY has taught me that I can do a more effective job than any system. But first I need to rest. I've already passed my new manefesto to some hapless Burgerville waitresses, who seemed estatic enough to get me in touch with her manager.  They even let me stay late, although when I did leave, I did overhear them saying they were dismayed the police were too busy responding to legitimate 9-11 calls to come by and pick me up. I fear the machine gun man, the Nigerians, Russian Malfia, and now the borkers themselves will not rest until I am caught up in their web.  But fear not, just like my world class web hosting platform (currently in a locked beta), The froggjob platform will see release as soon as the end of this week. I have already made $20 from blowing a Starbucks barista, who in fact reads my site, to keep up on my hours.  I'll use this $20 to complete my infrastructure investment, so I can return to the streets, not as a mentally ill failure, but as a champion of the people. IM PISSING MYSELF AS I WRITE THIS

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