I met him in a cell in Portland Oregon, I was Occupied
He's in the jailhouse now, thanks to rusty
He looked to be the face of aged geekiness as he pointed out
He's in the jailhouse now, thanks to mirko
There was so much bad code, so much bad code, and so seldom it was fixed
he's in the jailhouse now, thanks to mumble
Mr. Mike Crawford, Mr. Mike Crawford, code.

He spoke of life and frogs and ignorant motherfuckers all which vexed him so
He's in the jailhouse now, thanks to HHD
And geometric visions of some lost domain which he'd SEO'd, it had been so cool
He's in the jailhouse now, thanks to Blastar above all
He let go a sigh, he let go a sigh, and then sadly shook his head
He's in the jailhousen ow, thanks to Angelfish
Mr. Mike Crawford, Mr. Mike Crawford, code, yeah code.

He coded for the startups and the Fortune boys throughout the West
He's in the jailhouse now, thanks to GhostofTibre
He spoke with rage of borkers who had fixed the stage, and jobs were scarce
He's in the jailhouse now, thanks to his mama and aunty
Because nobody cared, nobody really cared, whether the damn code worked or not
He's in the jailhousen now, thanks to you know who
Mr. Mike Crawford, Mr. Mike Crawford, code.

He said, "I code at coffee shops with free wifi, for free half-and-half.
He's in the jailhouse now, thanks to K5
But lots of the time I spend behind these bars because I rage a bit."
He's in the jailhouse now, thanks to Mike David Crawford's maker from Jamaca!
He took his meds, yes he took his meds, I heard a phone call ask please
He's in the jailhouse now, Horay! Horay! Horay! Your Kingdom come, your will be done
Mr. Mike Crawford, Mr. Mike Crawford, code, code, Mr. Mike Crawford, please code.

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