My goal in life is to have sex with a British woman, but not just any British woman (sorry, Holly)! I want to fuck one who sounds (and hopefully looks) like Lara Croft, the Tomb Raider. Anytime I hear her accent, I imagine very naughty things involving my penis and her vagina. I'm not an expert at England though, so can you guys tell me where I need to go to find women who sound like her? I should specify that I mean the rebooted Lara Croft and not the old one. Here's an example. I do like the old voice too. Reminds me of Mary Poppins. God, I'd fuck her too.

All I know for certain is that it isn't a northern accent because she calls some guy a "northern bastard."

Do British people have boners for Americans? I know people in dirty countries like all of mainland Europe do, but what about good countries like England?

Please help me with this. If I could find out where that accent is from, I'm sure I could find a woman who looks just like Lara there, and then we could knock boots.