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I wanna fuck a woman who sounds like Lara Croft

By Angelfish in Angelfish's Diary
Mon Jan 27, 2014 at 11:52:45 PM EST
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My goal in life is to have sex with a British woman, but not just any British woman (sorry, Holly)! I want to fuck one who sounds (and hopefully looks) like Lara Croft, the Tomb Raider. Anytime I hear her accent, I imagine very naughty things involving my penis and her vagina. I'm not an expert at England though, so can you guys tell me where I need to go to find women who sound like her? I should specify that I mean the rebooted Lara Croft and not the old one. Here's an example. I do like the old voice too. Reminds me of Mary Poppins. God, I'd fuck her too.

All I know for certain is that it isn't a northern accent because she calls some guy a "northern bastard."

Do British people have boners for Americans? I know people in dirty countries like all of mainland Europe do, but what about good countries like England?

Please help me with this. If I could find out where that accent is from, I'm sure I could find a woman who looks just like Lara there, and then we could knock boots.


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I wanna fuck a woman who sounds like Lara Croft | 12 comments (12 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)
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by mitsu on Tue Jan 28, 2014 at 01:18:52 AM EST



As you wish (linky) (none / 0) (#3)
by mirko on Tue Jan 28, 2014 at 04:41:31 AM EST

Linky
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Apparently, you can go there... (none / 0) (#4)
by claes on Tue Jan 28, 2014 at 07:43:13 AM EST

and hire one for the afternoon, legally.

Don't fancy watching that video, thanks (none / 0) (#6)
by HollyHopDrive on Tue Jan 28, 2014 at 01:55:41 PM EST

but my guess is that it'll be Southern Standard or Received Pronunciation. So somewhere down south, but not east or south London.

By a funny coincidence, I have just bought a Lara Croft clip-in plait. It's for the Princess Leia act, but the only Leia plaits I could find were fucking awful. Lara Croft ones looked much better.

I make too much sense to be on the Internet.

Camilla Luddington is the voice of the rebooted (none / 0) (#8)
by tdillo on Tue Jan 28, 2014 at 04:09:01 PM EST

Lara. According to wikipedia she grew up in Ascot Berkshire and Thorpe, Surrey. She also spent some time in Austin Tx. So I reckon her speech is probably a bit unique.

Like the girl next door.

Personally, I find the female Australian accent much more exotic and sexy. It has that English lilt but more open and friendly rather than pretentious.

"It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson

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