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So a homeless man is going to advise people

By Del Griffith in Del Griffith's Diary
Mon Nov 17, 2014 at 06:20:38 AM EST
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In the purchase of a house.

He is going to leverage the zero years experience he has as a bonded contractor.

But not to worry, the customers will flock to his website to regail tales of ignorant motherfucker and all about how he used the five virtual machines to solve the software problem.


But surely this one time he did some acting in highschool counts?  He is an avid supporter of the arts!

I see nothing but success with this plan.  I can't wait to receive his newsletter on what makes a house a home.  

I landed some kerbals on the Mün first shot today. I'm clearly an aerospace engineer!   Why I've even visited the Cape, and saw many a launch.

I have to remind myself to work harder at my contract job, since I don't want to end up cold and hungry.

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So a homeless man is going to advise people | 6 comments (6 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)
'work harder at my contract job'... (none / 0) (#1)
by sye on Mon Nov 17, 2014 at 07:38:38 AM EST

first thing first, we must know what is the other party's expectation of you. And if what they compensate you for 'a job well done' is all concerned.

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WTF (none / 0) (#2)
by sye on Mon Nov 17, 2014 at 08:01:38 AM EST

big money seldom keeps what is good and working just fine.

registration and authentication is broken on cncollection.com, cartoonbank.com etc...

1-800-897-8666

rusty, fix your site, you have to!

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Hey! at least he was in a stable relationship. - procrasti
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Hi, I'm Michael Crawford, and I have selected a (3.00 / 3) (#4)
by procrasti on Mon Nov 17, 2014 at 10:07:31 AM EST

wide range of affordable housing that you might like to consider for your new home. I've had a wide range of experience with many of the following homes. Let me show you some.

Multi Story Living.
If you like living in a tight nit community where all your neighbours are friends, you might be interested in this property. As you can see, it offers sturdy construction built to a high specification with both first and second floor accommodation available. Warm, safe and secure. This really is one of the best homes I've been able to find.

Perfect for Pets
Or do you perhaps prefer a more alfresco lifestyle? Built for the rugged individualist, this ground floor dwelling offers luxurious furnishing and unrivalled view of the city.

Warm and Cozy
This warm and cozy home designed specifically for single living offers something for those who prefer a more individualist lifestyle than our first offer, but for those that still want that indoor feeling not offered by our previous home. Your neighbours will love that you're helping them recycle, and that their heating bills aren't going to waste!

Stairway to Heaven
So, you want your own place, something that's not too rugged, but doesn't make you feel claustrophobic? Have I got the place for you? You just want a roof over your head, well here it finally is. We've measured the diagonals, and this place sure squares up. Okay, the bedroom's not as comfortable as some of the other homes I've shown you, but what can you expect at this price?

Private Living
Okay, so you don't like other people and are concerned about your privacy? I understand, the other homes were for community minded individuals, and you're someone who values their privacy. I've checked the roof structure and it's in great working order. Features good storage facilities too.

You Are Here
If you lived here, you'd be home* by now! Spacious private homes like these don't come cheap. Made of the highest quality prefabricated materials and put together by highly trained artisans. Offering top of the line privacy, quality weather proofing, plenty of storage space and a even room for your cart. What more could a discerning gentleman ask for in a home. Perfect for the single man or someone looking to start a family.

Well... if you haven't found a place you like in one of the above, I'm afraid you want something outside of my expertise. I hope you found something you like and recommend your friends to try my new home finding business.

If you can find a better home elsewhere, you better be prepared to pay for it.

*: homeless.

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right zero professional experience (none / 1) (#5)
by Del Griffith on Mon Nov 17, 2014 at 10:26:18 AM EST

As a gc.  And now you are a welder???

How long ago was 8th grade??

If you were a competent contractor how would you compete with Mexicans?

Hope you still have 24hour Spanish

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dude you know nothing about construction (none / 1) (#10)
by Del Griffith on Mon Nov 17, 2014 at 08:24:14 PM EST

it's ok.  You've never done it professionally.

I know you are getting manic, and think of yourself as a master craftsman, but here we go again.

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