for the International Space Station 'Boarding Party' Far Left.
Or Lana's Outfit from the same episode. Note her very large hands.
Both out-fits very Science fictiony and conducive to hula-hooping.
You are entering a Zone. A zone of Danger.
Sterling Archer: Cyril! You shot a black astronaut! That's like, shooting a unicorn!
o_O
Sterling Archer: No, no, no! Do not wind her up, that is a big gun and she is baby crazy!
Agent Lana Kane: Baby crazy?!
Sterling Archer: That's why I dumped her.
Agent Lana Kane: You little . . ., you sack of shit! I dumped you because you're dragging around a 35 year old umbilical cord.
Sterling Archer: See! All you talk about is baby shit! Because you're baby crazy! . . . I've seen that movie and - spoiler alert - it ends with a closet full of my suits on fire!
Agent Lana Kane: I wish you'd been wearing one.
Sterling Archer: Who would want to wear an on-fire suit?
Agent Lana Kane: Cos-play enthusiasts!
. . .
Krenshaw KGB Agent: I don't care if you shoot her (talking to Archer about Agent Lana Kane).
Cyril Figgis: I do.
Krenshaw: But what if I shoot her, mama's boy?
(holds his gun to Malory's head--Archer's mother),
Malory Archer: Sterling!
Krenshaw: Yes, picture her dead in the gutter...
Malory Archer: Sterling!
Krenshaw: ...and what your pathetic life will be like without old mommy dearest.
Agent Lana Kane: Jesus Christ!
Malory Archer: What?
Cyril Figgis: What is it?
Agent Lana Kane: He's got an erection!
(referring to Archer)
Malory Archer: What?
Krenshaw: What the hell is wrong with you people?
[pushes Malory away, and gets shot]
Sterling Archer: Nothing. You on the other hand-
[Malory hits him with her purse]
Sterling Archer: ow! OW!
Malory Archer: An erection?
Sterling Archer: Hey! What's in there - Buckles?
Malory Archer: The thought of me dead gives you an erection?
Sterling Archer: No, just half of one. The other half would have really missed you. I mean, not... ugh.
[Malory sighs]
Sterling Archer: Johnny Bench called.
Archer returns January 13th on FX YES!
"It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson