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Cyberdyne systems launches Skynet for the US Air Force

By Riddick in Riddick's Diary
Sat Nov 02, 2013 at 09:52:09 PM EST
Tags: Cyberdyne, Obama, robot drones, Air Force, fiction, blastard, AI, turning complete, Judgement Day (all tags)

Due to a setback in 1995 when John and Sarah Connor had destroyed Cyberdyne research with Dr. Miles Dyson, Cyberdyne was a victim to the Dotcom busts of the 1990's.

Cyberdyne was bought and resold many times. The original work was on Atari ST systems with external SCSI hard drives. Well it has been 13 years since Dr. Dyson had blown up the lab and the pieces of the Atari ST SCSI hard drive have been finally put back together and the Cyberdyne System 70 robot drone is now operational and the Skynet system has been launched and getting ready to activate.


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Google and the US Air Force made a join venture in Cyberdyne Systems to bring the Skynet launch back in 2013, it was scheduled in 1997 until all research was blown up in a terrorist attack.

Before Skynet was launched recently, all Hunter Killer Robot Drones that flew and bombed villages were controlled remotely by human beings. Skynet is a new satellite AI system that can control the robot drones by itself using a Turning Complete language and system that can reach self-awareness and think for itself.

You might have seen some barges with Google's name on them in oceans and other bodies of water. They carry the new Cyberdyne Systems 70 robot drone, which President Obama was christened as a 'Terminator' that will help us win the war on terror. This Terminator was built with a robot skeleton and hard shell combat armor and resembled former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger a bit.

Apple had bid on a Cylon robot drone, but it was proven to be a bit expensive and defective so the US Air Force went with the Google Android version based on buying up the Cyberdyne Systems Corporation. The Apple Cylon would think that it was human but had suffered from schizophrenia and during a test one of them ran off and killed some guards and tried to drive a truck to an airport and was calling itself Zoey. It was later found out that Apple's subsidiary Greystone Technologies had stolen the AI chip from another company which cost them the contract.

Anyway with these new Terminator robot drones, they will replace human soldiers on the ground, and we can bring our troops back home, and replace them all with Terminators.

Cyberdyne is working on transport modules to fly Terminators and then drop them off in hot spots.

Since there was a LAX Terminal TSA shooting, Terminators will be assigned to guard duty in all US Airports and as security guards in all federal government buildings and national parks. Any suspicious activity will be detected and the Terminators will deal with it before any more 'public shooters' start trouble.

There will be a nation-wide ban of all guns and most other popular weapons. Now that we are protected by Terminators there is no need of guns or other weapons. Anyone who refuses to comply will be shot by the Terminators or put into FEMA Camps until they can stand trial for their crimes.

With a new Constitutional Amendment "The Patriot Act 2.0" President Obama has suspended term limits on the Presidency and of course suspended elections for President until these 'public shootings' and 'unrest' has been settled by Terminator robot drones.

All criminals and mentally ill people will be rounded up into FEMA camps for their own safety. People in jail or prison on non-violent charges will be transferred to these FEMA camps where the Terminators will guard them 24/7.

The homeless will also be rounded up and put into FEMA camps by Terminators, for their own safety.

This is all part of the new "Obamacare 2.0" bill that was passed recently to end the federal government shutdown, and bring the USA back into business.

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Turing not 'turning' (3.00 / 3) (#1)
by localroger on Sat Nov 02, 2013 at 10:25:26 PM EST

Also I must get back to something useful like writing bdsm porn because this is just fucking pathetic.

I can haz blog!

tl;dr, instead, (none / 1) (#2)
by k31 on Sat Nov 02, 2013 at 10:35:42 PM EST

I watched a video about how a starch-based diet is more helpful for most people, and avoids illness. Or something like that.

I don't think that it will work for everyone, as some people are rebuilding and need high proteins, low carbohydrates....

but I am still learning.

I may write up on my experiment with different diets later.

Your dollar is you only Word, the wrath of it your only fear. He who has an EAR to hear....

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