Mark Zuckerberg is a Nazi Fascist who wants your government ID or he will lock your account By Riddick in Riddick's Diary Wed Oct 30, 2013 at 01:43:33 AM EST Tags: Blastard, America, Fuck yeah, the great collapse, Facebook, Patriot Act, Mark Zuckerberg is a filthy sodomite, show me your government ID or I lock your account, fascism, Halloween Pranks (all tags)
	Facebook has Fucked a lot of people recently locked them out of their Facebook account unless they can scan in a US government issued ID and upload it to verify their identity. When asked why, Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg just ignored all questions, and kept locking accounts with no reason given. Good news for Twitter, Google+, Yahoo 360, MySpace and other social networks who don't lock people out of accounts and ask for a government ID. Facebook fails it with an epic fail! Can bankruptcy be next for the Might Zuck?

Remember when Rusty Foster put up a $5 paywall? That's nothing compared to what Facebook just did. Apparently this is how you trigger a Facebook account lock: Change your name too many times. If you are a female and got married and then divorced and changed your name twice, this got triggered as a 'fake person' alert and locked your account. Maybe you just wanted to use a nickname or handle instead? Yup fake person alert! Profile picture not of a real person they can do facial recognition on? Did you get tricked into turning your profile picture into a giraffe recently? Sucks to be you! Too many bad login attempts, did you forget your password or someone tried to hack your account? Posting Pro-NRA statements, you gun nut you, lock your account to protect the children of UMERIKA! Are you listed as a 'Libertarian' well Facebook thinks you might be a terrorist and will lock your account! Post too many status updates? Did you trigger the 'spammer' flag by mistake? Oops locked your account. Have a Non-English name that cannot be found in a dictionary, yup fake person alert and locked your account. Work for a company that competes with Facebook? Yup, fake person alert and locked your account. Did someone flag one of your status updates as offensive? Yup, some atheist posted he didn't believe in God and some Fundie flagged it as offensive and now the account is locked! Did you come out of the closet and admit to being gay, and post a lot of Pro-Gay statements? Facebook thought a friend might have logged in as you and trolled you as posting "I'm gay" status updates and gay content. Locked! Playing too many Facebook games and spamming your friends with in-game requests? Locked! Let's see you play your games now and give Facebook revenue with in-game advertising now, loser! Being on Mark Zuckerberg's 'shit list' or 'enemy list' basically all right-wingers, Christians, Libertarians, Any Rand supporters, NRA supporters, Gay people who aren't famous, mentally ill people, poor people, foreign people living in the USA (Basically all Non-White or Non-Jewish people), and of course software engineers like Mike Crawford who just frost his shorts because they found all of the flaws in Facebook's website and reported them. Bad Phase of the Moon, and the fake person algorithm glitched and then locked out most accounts by mistake. Hey you artists out there with mad Photoshop skills can make a killing off making fake government IDs with the info people filled out for Facebook on them with a picture of someone's face that looks like them because holograms on US government IDs cannot be scanned so every JPG scan is a fake anyway, might as well create fake government IDs for people locked out of Facebook accounts for a small fee and rack up the money in Bitcoins or whatever, :) My son was so popular at his high school that he had to close out his Facebook account, because too many people wanted to talk to him over Facebook. I myself being autistic don't have that sort of problem as I am not popular and I don't have social skills and scare people away from me and also annoy them.

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