the new 9/11 conspiracy: are new yorkers giant pussies? By LilDebbie in LilDebbie's Diary Sun Sep 09, 2012 at 06:41:34 PM EST Tags: (all tags)
	while watching war porn in anticipation of 9/11 day, i noticed something odd. i direct your attention to exhibit A, a still taken from the aforementioned war porn, which begs the question: are new yorkers a bunch of pussy ass faggots?

ADVERTISEMENT Sponsor: rusty This space intentionally left blank ...because it's waiting for your ad. So why are you still reading this? Come on, get going. Read the story, and then get an ad. Alright stop it. I'm not going to say anything else. Now you're just being silly. STOP LOOKING AT ME! I'm done! comments (24) active | buy ad ADVERTISEMENT the reason i ask is because looking at those hopeless losers waving their arms out the windows, i can't help but notice that it isn't terribly far down to the next window. the estimates in pink are based on an extrapolation of the length of the nigger arm at bottom from the length of my own arm extending past my head and a linear approximation of the distance from window to window using pixel length as a proxy. while this isn't the most accurate approach given it completely ignores things like camera angle, i don't see any way the distance from window to window is much greater than four (4) feet. since that would imply freakishly shallow floors, i'm guessing there were two rows of windows per floor, but clearly the upper window sills are strong enough to support the weight of your average office worker as evidenced by the group of people sticking their heads out the third row of windows from the bottom. which brings us to our conundrum: why didn't they smash out the window immediately below them and hang drop their way to safety? the people in the north tower had over an hour and a half to execute this relatively simple parkour technique (anyone still in the south tower when the second plane hit is a fucking moron who deserved to die) to smash and descend maybe six (6) sets of windows before finding a not-burning floor. seeing as no one attempted this life-saving maneuver, i can only conclude the cause was new yorkers' complete inability to act on their own accord because they're a bunch of pussies born and bred to suck massa's cock. well fuck 'em. the world is better off without them.

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