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South Pacific Spaghetti

By N0574 in N0574's Diary
Sun Aug 05, 2012 at 10:03:39 AM EST
Tags: news, oil, natural resources, etc (all tags)

I hear they're making an Independent Filipino Western in the South China Sea, and the Chicoms say the Americanos bes be shuttin up.

Clearly it's time to arm our women with photon torpedo tits.

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Poll

Stranded on a desert island would you eat the sheep or keep her as your sex slave?

roast that shit up and make gravy for the mashed tubers 16%

weave her a nightie out of grass and serenade her on full moons 33%

compromise: eat one leg at a time, sew her up, and continue to enjoy her sexual favors for as long as possible 50%

Votes: 6
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South Pacific Spaghetti | 6 comments (6 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

Hmmm looks like (3.00 / 2) (#1)
by Del Griffith on Sun Aug 05, 2012 at 11:35:07 AM EST

k5 is getting lucky all around....

we've got sex, sex dreams, abusing k5 limits, and the promis of nuclear annihilation.

shit don't get better than this!

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I prefer Lady Gaga's fire shooting bra. (2.00 / 3) (#2)
by HollyHopDrive on Sun Aug 05, 2012 at 12:31:13 PM EST

You just can't oppress a woman who's shooting flames out of her tits.

I make too much sense to be on the Internet.

she should wear that with the meat suit by Del Griffith, 08/05/2012 12:33:06 PM EST (3.00 / 2)

I loved the meat dress. by HollyHopDrive, 08/05/2012 12:33:52 PM EST (1.50 / 2)

All I see around that one guys head is FAP FAP FAP (3.00 / 2) (#5)
by tdillo on Sun Aug 05, 2012 at 02:47:54 PM EST

with targeting reticukles even.

HIGH SCORE!

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coming soon $ (none / 1) (#6)
by Enlarged to Show Texture on Sun Aug 05, 2012 at 04:14:20 PM EST

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South Pacific Spaghetti | 6 comments (6 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

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