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First world problems

By Del Griffith in Del Griffith's Diary
Wed Aug 15, 2012 at 11:54:40 PM EST
Tags: food, etc, travel, las vegas, 1st world, ketchup, catsup, dulcinea (all tags)
Food

I wanted to order Beef Wellington at the restaurant at the resort I'm currently staying at.

The chef apologized he gave me some lame excuse why he couldn't make it, that I can't even remember.


Instead he made me a filet with goose liver, and it was to die for.

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First world problems | 16 comments (16 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)
why aren't you dead then?$ (none / 0) (#1)
by mirko on Thu Aug 16, 2012 at 02:28:16 AM EST


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Finally I managed to make the decision that I would work on it. - MDC
we had to huddle together - trane
are you working for the casinos now? (none / 1) (#2)
by N0574 on Thu Aug 16, 2012 at 02:54:09 AM EST

does the mob pay your salary? Can you get me a job?

- NCCTG N0574 CANCER PROTOCOL
tip well: http://i.imgur.com/wTDX9.jpg $ (none / 1) (#3)
by mirko on Thu Aug 16, 2012 at 03:04:20 AM EST


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Finally I managed to make the decision that I would work on it. - MDC
we had to huddle together - trane
My cousin was recently killed by a texting driver (3.00 / 2) (#4)
by messybuu on Thu Aug 16, 2012 at 09:36:54 AM EST

First world problems lol

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All out of boots? (none / 0) (#5)
by Vampire Zombie Abu Musab al Zarqawi on Thu Aug 16, 2012 at 09:59:56 AM EST



In the immortal words of John Mahoney... (none / 1) (#6)
by tweet on Thu Aug 16, 2012 at 01:58:41 PM EST

...(alias Martin Crane)

"Your family and your country are to die for. Food is to eat."

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Not everything in black and white makes sense.

So you're working huh? (none / 1) (#9)
by tdillo on Thu Aug 16, 2012 at 06:08:05 PM EST

I mean you went from no-tell motel to resort. Cool. You ever eat at that World Buffet? The one at the Rio? Locals get a discount. A man can pack it away in there. They got some really good places to eat there in Vegas. I just can't get over how much they love fucking shrimp though. Fucking shrimp everywhere. But that is one thing I like about Vegas is you ain't going to go hungry, they got plenty of grub.

Goose liver eh? Is that anything like Oscar Meyer Liver Cheese lunch meat? I love that shit. I like it on bread with some potted meat slathered over it and an onion and lots of mayonnaise. Slap a slice of cheddar on there and some sliced up Serranos. OOOOO-WEEE that is some good eating.

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