Yes, I'm a chubby chaser. I like big women like Kate Upton. I've always wanted her, but after I saw this Barbie photoshoot, I've wanted to bang her so hard I'm considering masturbation even though I'm not sexually frustrated in the slightest (which is weird; it's been over a week since I got laid). The crazy thing? I first thought it was a Real Doll of Kate Upton made by the Japanese.

I like to fantasize that she's a mannequin like in that movie with the mannequin that's alive, and I find her in an abandoned warehouse. I carry her into my car and drive her home, where I explore her body and notice how soft a mannequin she is, and though I know it's only a mannequin, I bang the hell out of it. Awhile after the sex, she comes to life. I confess to her that I banged her, but she's too relieved to be alive again to be upset that I essentially raped her when she was a mannequin. A short awhile later though, she goes back to being a mannequin, and though I promised her I wouldn't take advantage of her again, temptation overcomes me. Eventually, we figure out that I need to fuck her for her to stay human. It's a cute story that ends with her becoming fully human and returning to her modeling career but not before giving me one final kiss on the cheek.