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By nateo in nateo's Diary
Fri Jun 01, 2012 at 03:14:44 PM EST
Tags: technology, and, horsecock, from, the, trenches, religion (all tags)

Why I watched a snake-handling pastor die for his faith

with pictures of fat white idiot dying out all over the inlaws couch.

i want that couch.
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Poll

couch stinks of

white trash 50%

death 40%

rattlesnake poison 20%

fat preacher sweats 30%

puke 10%

chew 20%

unfiltered marlboros 50%

failure 80%

WIPO 0%

Votes: 10
Results | Other Polls

lol | 11 comments (11 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

he might've peed and pood all over it at the end $ (3.00 / 2) (#1)
by Blarney on Fri Jun 01, 2012 at 04:16:38 PM EST

I wonder what tune he's regaling him with (3.00 / 3) (#2)
by Harry B Otch on Fri Jun 01, 2012 at 05:02:31 PM EST

Oh my son-in-law is pukin' C
And laid out on the couch F
I'm gonna do some dukin' C
When gets up D7
He'll say "ouch" G

He's brought disgrace upon my family C
It's just too plain to see F-Fm
He showed me up C
By tryin' Am
To be as drunk and fat as me F-G-C

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A lamentable petty bourgeois cry of fear.-.

Mike Crawford for Clark County Commissioner District 1 North County

''A family member called paramedics (3.00 / 2) (#3)
by LilDebbie on Fri Jun 01, 2012 at 07:38:18 PM EST

when Mack finally allowed it"

those who put their faith in men will suffer the fate of men

My name is LilDebbie and I have a garden.
- hugin -

LOL by horseskin spacesuit, 06/01/2012 07:57:12 PM EST (none / 0)
Churches like this one always bring to mind: by Wen Jian, 06/02/2012 06:55:38 AM EST (none / 0)

Nah by ksandstr, 06/02/2012 12:58:30 PM EST (none / 0)
jaisus, where do you live? by LilDebbie, 06/02/2012 03:35:23 PM EST (none / 0)

I'm not judging Christianity by their standards; by Wen Jian, 06/02/2012 07:55:52 PM EST (none / 0)

If only he had prayed more... (3.00 / 2) (#5)
by messybuu on Sat Jun 02, 2012 at 12:56:22 AM EST

This tragedy would have been avoided.

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Powered by the love of Christ.

That's actually the best comment ever on K5 by Wen Jian, 06/02/2012 06:39:23 AM EST (none / 0)

THE FAIL, IT BURNS $ (none / 0) (#8)
by localroger on Sat Jun 02, 2012 at 09:14:43 AM EST

And that is what is so great about the internet. It enables pompous blowhards to connect with other pompous blowhards in a vast circle jerk of pomposity. -- Bill Maher

lol | 11 comments (11 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

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