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moar minecraft: completion of evil lair and moar

By LilDebbie in LilDebbie's Diary
Sun Apr 29, 2012 at 05:27:58 PM EST
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for those following along, i have since made further progress.

here's the final product. i'm thinking of putting a giant mushroom in the center there but first have to find said mushroom. standing too close to the rim results in combustion, as does shooting arrows into the sides. the constant thrum of the lava is rather soothing though. the odd thing is how dark it is without the jack o' lanterns and torches. you'd think lava is plenty bright but you'd be wrong.

but i'm already bored of the under-lava lair. the real shit's below the fold.


the tekkit pack includes the redpower mod, which includes sub-blocks. because some of use suffer the genetic disorder known as deutschen and require even more detail to obsess over.

what is that in the distance? see how it thrusts ominously into the white wimminz sky. and what is that speckling that dots the wastes around it? we approach to discover small patches of dirt amid the desert sands. the tower reveals little, save the barest glimmer of light from within. dawn's arrival gives us the strength to approach.

seeds? the small green balls deepen the mystery of the structure. we venture inside to find a strange pedestal surrounded by torches whilst water drips from the ceiling. our answers, it seems, lie upward. as we ascend, the level of detail increases and renewable energy systems creep into view. finally, the mystery revealed: the dark tower spooges water on to the desert to make the plants grow! it's not dark at all and we should accept it fully into our assholes hearts. like all big black cocks, the dark tower makes it rain.

tl;dr - check out this badass screenshot.

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kill yourself (3.00 / 3) (#1)
by cockskin horsesuit on Sun Apr 29, 2012 at 06:03:47 PM EST



That game makes my eyes bleed (3.00 / 2) (#2)
by ksandstr on Sun Apr 29, 2012 at 08:17:34 PM EST

Wouldn't you rather be playing with some great big empty cardboard boxes?

Fin.
ok (3.00 / 2) (#4)
by nateo on Sun Apr 29, 2012 at 11:53:04 PM EST

so minecraft is for people that don't have enough legos is what i'm getting from this.

--
"I'm so gonna travel the world, photographing my dick at every location."
  - Vampire Zombie Abu Musab al Zarqawi
oh hai (none / 0) (#11)
by LilDebbie on Tue May 01, 2012 at 11:41:10 PM EST

look who got an egg

My name is LilDebbie and I have a garden.
- hugin -

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