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Why does this place look like OS/2?

By tdillo in tdillo's Diary
Thu Mar 08, 2012 at 12:45:52 PM EST
Tags: Reheat at 350 for 28 min, Crawfordfree, Sodomy (all tags)

previously posted at Crawford Free: The Most Interesting Website in the World

Seriously, we could do with some pastels up in this bitch. I vote for a sedate TEAL and some tan. NO FUSCHIA. Seriously, that shit is SOOOO 1995.

This place needs a good makeover. I have a friend, Evan, with an F. He could make this place JUST FABULOUS!

Oh and we need to lose the creepy looking stalker guy in the upper left. He looks like he's staring at my crotch! Like it was a DENNY'S GRAND SLAM or something.

So I was just walking down the street, coming back from the Dollar General.

I seen this guy servicing his car.

So I ask him, "DUDE! Do you need a hand?"

And he's all like, "Naw, I got this dog! Thanks anyways!".

And I'm like, "Not a problem." When I noticed something in the back seat. Which reminded me of something.

So I asked him, "You got sum chickunz? Because if you do I got the watermelon AND the drink!"

 


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Why does this place look like OS/2? | 5 comments (5 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)
i thought he looked like a pedo (none / 0) (#1)
by McNugent on Thu Mar 08, 2012 at 12:51:51 PM EST

also the colors r the  Israeli colors. are u some kind of anti-semite

'Evan with an F' (none / 1) (#3)
by Harry B Otch on Thu Mar 08, 2012 at 02:35:16 PM EST

That's like "Crawford, with a K".  It makes about as much sense--and I mean that as a compliment.

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fapping to this (none / 1) (#4)
by Nimey on Thu Mar 08, 2012 at 04:01:25 PM EST


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Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
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