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Want to build a customized computer...

By N0574 in N0574's Diary
Thu Mar 29, 2012 at 07:53:21 PM EST
Tags: nerd, computers, etc (all tags)
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Specifically, one like this.


What are your plans for the weekend?

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Imagine all the EM interference on that thing (none / 0) (#1)
by Nimey on Thu Mar 29, 2012 at 08:00:36 PM EST


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Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

I'm going to Moscow (1.00 / 3) (#2)
by Zombie Jesus Christ on Thu Mar 29, 2012 at 08:45:46 PM EST

and Spokane.

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District 1 North County
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I don't think those are real women (3.00 / 2) (#3)
by Harry B Otch on Thu Mar 29, 2012 at 08:51:55 PM EST

They look like they might just be plastic dolls or something.  I don't think humans can even be that small, and moreover they couldn't breathe inside a computer casing like that.  And where would they go to the bathroom?

Also, is that a long pink penis the red-headed one below is grasping, or some kind of wire doohickey?

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so, uh... you like to play with dolls? (none / 1) (#4)
by lostincali on Thu Mar 29, 2012 at 09:38:30 PM EST

k that's kinda weird dude

"The least busy day [at McDonalds] is Monday, and then sales increase throughout the week, I guess as enthusiasm for life dwindles."

Man, I don't want a boxen (none / 0) (#6)
by tdillo on Thu Mar 29, 2012 at 11:08:09 PM EST

I want a persocom, because I want to send e-mail too! But more than anything, I want to see those Internet porn sites!

I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Plans (none / 1) (#9)
by superdiva on Fri Mar 30, 2012 at 07:10:52 AM EST

Grading essays.  Thai food with a friendboy.  Bowling and brunch with my sisters.

A tumbler of scotch fits somewhere in there.
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Psych-E


Plans: Easter holiday (none / 0) (#10)
by Vampire Zombie Abu Musab al Zarqawi on Fri Mar 30, 2012 at 07:31:12 AM EST

Yeah, we get Easter holidays. I'm going to stay at home and get drunk write.

Had a wedding dress fitting (none / 0) (#11)
by HollyHopDrive on Fri Mar 30, 2012 at 02:03:14 PM EST

and it fits perfectly, except for being a little too long. So fuck that woman who thought I should go up a size all over purely because of the Childbearing Hips of Doom, even though the sample (same size I ordered) fitted perfectly as well.

I make too much sense to be on the Internet.

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