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Have you heard that by massaging the Squid...

By sye in sye's Diary
Fri Mar 16, 2012 at 10:41:57 AM EST
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for an hour before making it into your sushi roll, you'll get the full delicious cocktail of meat that it has been eating from the bounty of 7 seas.

I believe it. Also
http://www.npr.org/2012/03/15/148694025/just-how-big-are-the-eyes-of-a-giant-squ id
DON'T MAKE IT eyes wild open while you are doing it.

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Have you heard that by massaging the Squid... | 5 comments (5 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

I HAVE HEARD OF PEOPLE MASSAGING THEIR SQUID FOR (none / 1) (#1)
by MDC Protector Protector on Fri Mar 16, 2012 at 12:07:04 PM EST

27 STRAIGHT HOURS WITHOUT RELEASE

They need to practise Seppuku, tell them that by sye, 03/16/2012 02:22:07 PM EST (none / 1)

Do you prefer the hood or the tentacles? (none / 0) (#2)
by tdillo on Fri Mar 16, 2012 at 12:09:54 PM EST

Do you pop it in whole or nibble gently?

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I take it with seaweeds and sesame $ by sye, 03/16/2012 01:52:49 PM EST (none / 1)

I prefer to stay in (none / 1) (#5)
by Del Griffith on Fri Mar 16, 2012 at 02:28:57 PM EST

and wax the dolophin.

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Have you heard that by massaging the Squid... | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

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