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How come white people use so much of their faces to talk?

By N0574 in N0574's Diary
Wed Dec 05, 2012 at 06:55:53 AM EST
Tags: white people, images, porn (all tags)

All those facial movements must make you really tired, especially when you're moving your hands around at the same time. To look at you you'd think every last syllable had to be accented with a flashy cheek, lip, or eyebrow movement of some kind. Is this because you watch TV so much?

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Need to get a new watch. The Casio has begun to loose time--seems that after 8 yrs these 10 yr batteries start to die. I want to get one with effective luminescent hands or a light so I can see what time it is in the dark. Strange that that's not a common feature on half-way decent watches, though it is on cheap and expensive watches, according to my researchz. I don't really like digital watches but I might by one of these sexy numbers.

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How come white people use so much of their faces to talk? | 16 comments (16 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

idea for a new watch (none / 0) (#1)
by mirko on Wed Dec 05, 2012 at 07:44:01 AM EST

http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=204072856

so you can get both the time, the (Holy) goatse and messybuu's interest for your next hookup.
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despite messybuu's efforts to Woo me by N0574, 12/05/2012 08:33:59 AM EST (none / 0)

why does your watch has to be battery powered? by mirko, 12/05/2012 08:48:03 AM EST (none / 0)

like that Blackbord one by N0574, 12/05/2012 09:41:09 AM EST (none / 0)

Yes of course it's televsion (none / 1) (#5)
by Harry B Otch on Wed Dec 05, 2012 at 11:03:39 AM EST

and film culture, intractable narcissism and gross sense of entitlement, etc. etc., all the usual suspects, that make white people (esp. Americans) such insufferable assholes.

Why do you have such a fetish for us?

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I've got a Matsucom OnHandPC I'd sell you (none / 0) (#6)
by Morally Inflexible on Wed Dec 05, 2012 at 12:59:15 PM EST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V41Fv4WJqfA

only mine is black and has the wristband. the most awesome '90s watch ever. It's got 2mb of internal flash.

We are (none / 0) (#7)
by procrasti on Wed Dec 05, 2012 at 02:01:57 PM EST

watching you.

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attempting to troll K5 on Reddit by N0574, 12/05/2012 06:19:36 PM EST (none / 0)

That's one opinion $ by procrasti, 12/06/2012 05:37:29 AM EST (none / 0)

Get a Nokia N9 (none / 0) (#8)
by Vampire Zombie Abu Musab al Zarqawi on Wed Dec 05, 2012 at 02:51:45 PM EST

It's a shitty phone for its price (2011 tech), but is very nice as a watch, as it's got this super low-powered AMOLED mode for displaying the clock. Also, pulling it to check the time is a brilliant way of telling your hipster friends that you bought Nokia years after it stopped being cool.

were Nokias ever cool? by N0574, 12/05/2012 06:22:54 PM EST (none / 0)

you should be thankful you live somewhere (none / 0) (#11)
by Marvin Suggs on Wed Dec 05, 2012 at 06:31:26 PM EST

that gets dark enough at night that you actually need a light on ur watch. Ambient light pollution and peasant cultures that are still tittilated by sprinkling LEDs thru a household -- are --- depressing.

Don't know if I ever mentioned, but I ended up getting this watch. Titanium, baby. It's the metal of today.

I like how the french always shrug when they talk.

and what's up with the chubby baby porn? this is a new low for you.
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I don't like clunky sports watches by N0574, 12/05/2012 07:58:08 PM EST (none / 0)

How come Asian people (none / 1) (#12)
by tdillo on Wed Dec 05, 2012 at 07:47:42 PM EST

do such weird ass shit?

I mean, 'Ow My Balls' is supposed to be a parody of TV in a fictional future.

But Asians actually have shows where the contestant gets hit in the nuts, raped by animals, all kindsa of strange shit.

They dress funny, they get turned on by weird perversions, thier childrens shows are fucked up. they eat weird shit that no one else on the planet would even think to put in their mouth. And a lot of it they don't even bother to cook!

Is that because all the pollution and radiation in that part of the world or do y'all just have a coillective inferiority complex due to the fact you all have tiny penises and can't drive?

Why do you need a watch? Does your smartphone not work?

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phone doubles as alarm clock by N0574, 12/05/2012 08:13:53 PM EST (none / 1)

Because (none / 0) (#16)
by Redcatblack on Thu Dec 06, 2012 at 10:37:02 PM EST

We don't spend enough time in the sun.

How come white people use so much of their faces to talk? | 16 comments (16 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

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