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Nimey is an ignorant motherfucker: Exhibit A

By messybuu in messybuu's Diary
Mon Jul 11, 2011 at 04:09:52 AM EST
Tags: Nimey is an ignorant motherfucker, Exhibit A, k5 (all tags)
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So, I finally looked at that picture of that so-called Anonymous woman that Nimey posted a link to and on first glimpse, it was obvious that it was photoshopped, most likely by an obese Anonymous wench who wants the attention of the Anonyfags that are also posting fake pics of themselves (as they are also fat) or one of the anonyfags themselves. Yet, Nimey, a "man" who pretends to be a dashing knight in medieval times to compensate that he ain't shit in modern times, believed the picture to be authentic.


Likewise, the article talks about how successful and sexy anonyfags are, but that doesn't add up. There's something I've learned about success: If you're successful, you don't have time to dick around all the time. That's how you can tell I'm moderately successful 'cause I only dick around about half of the time.

Besides, successful, beautiful people are too busy fucking and praising the Lord to waste sharing My Little Pony porn. And seriously, what kind of well-adjusted person would be into that shit? Even their obsession with the actual non-pornographic cartoon is pretty fucking disturbing, but I'll share my disdain for the bronies later.

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Are bronies retarded?
o No, they're just gay. 25%
o No, they're just pedophiles. 50%
o Gays are pedophiles. 50%
o That's why the Bible forbids gayness. 25%
o No, they're just virgins. 25%
o Virginity is also a sin unless you'er a saint. 75%
o Just ask any rabbi. 25%
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surprised that (none / 0) (#1)
by N0574 on Mon Jul 11, 2011 at 05:29:42 AM EST

a) it took you so long to discover this, and b) that you cared enough to type all these words about it.

IGTT 3/10: Filed under Ren Faire Wedding, CATHOLIC PEDO PRIESTS, metawankery, .---> 4chan faggotry, etc.

- NCCTG N0574 CANCER PROTOCOL

first of all (none / 1) (#2)
by LilDebbie on Mon Jul 11, 2011 at 08:08:15 AM EST

friendship is magic, motherfucker.

second, while the femanon in question is no doubt employing a myspace angle, i can speak from personal experience that some femanons are fucking hawtness personified. as for success, your stereotyping only applies to like half of anon. the rest are successful people who still love trolling meatspace.

My name is LilDebbie and I have a garden.
- hugin -

0/10 (none / 0) (#4)
by Nimey on Mon Jul 11, 2011 at 10:27:06 AM EST

You put a lot of effort into a shitty troll.
--
Never mind, it was just the dog cumming -- jandev
You Sir, are an Ignorant Motherfucker. -- Crawford
I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

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