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Those New Anti-Smoking Warnings

By Ezra Loomis Pound in Ezra Loomis Pound's Diary
Tue Jun 21, 2011 at 10:09:03 AM EST
Tags: hypocrisy, death, stupidity (all tags)

If we're gonna have these fucking useless cartoon warnings I DEMAND that every can of Coors, every bottle of Carbarnet, and every bottle of Dewars have a big ugly picture of a car crash with the words: WARNING: DRINKING CAUSES STUPIDITY & AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENTS. And while we're at it, make every Whopper and french fry carton have a picture of some lardass Americans who can barely walk on it that says WARNING: EATING THIS SHIT WILL CAUSE YOU TO BECOME A HIDEOUS BEHEMOTH WITH A SHORT LIFESPAN.

people are stupid.

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Those New Anti-Smoking Warnings | 23 comments (23 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

I agree (none / 0) (#1)
by sholden on Tue Jun 21, 2011 at 10:18:17 AM EST

They should instead just send cigarettes/etc back for clean slate FDA approval. Pretend they have just been invented and have the FDA go through whatever process they use for deciding if something will be allowed to be sold and under what sort of restrictions.

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Yes! there are still people who do not by Morally Inflexible, 06/21/2011 10:37:33 AM EST (none / 0)

Twenty to life? by sholden, 06/21/2011 12:49:58 PM EST (none / 0)

everyone gets a "death penalty" by Stick Apart, 06/22/2011 05:32:20 AM EST (none / 0)

also, the same for alcohol by Delirium, 06/21/2011 01:21:32 PM EST (none / 1)

Of course. by sholden, 06/21/2011 04:52:13 PM EST (none / 0)

lol smokers (2.00 / 2) (#3)
by balsamic vinigga on Tue Jun 21, 2011 at 10:56:34 AM EST

subhuman scumbags

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go fuck your fleshlight balsamic .nt by N0574, 06/21/2011 11:18:13 AM EST (3.00 / 4)

nosta is as easy to troll as a PMSing woman $ by balsamic vinigga, 06/21/2011 12:10:17 PM EST (none / 1)

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THAT????? by HollyHopDrive, 06/21/2011 12:55:50 PM EST (3.00 / 2)

THAT'S NOT FUNNY! $ by Nimey, 06/21/2011 03:38:50 PM EST (none / 0)

Oh, come on. by HollyHopDrive, 06/21/2011 03:45:26 PM EST (none / 0)

Only because you're the only female still posting by Nimey, 06/21/2011 05:04:54 PM EST (none / 1)

Aren't there other women here? by messybuu, 06/21/2011 06:54:43 PM EST (none / 0)

There's a difference between smokers and fatties. (none / 1) (#5)
by messybuu on Tue Jun 21, 2011 at 11:26:59 AM EST

Most Americans are huge fatties while smokers have become an insignificant minority.

Smokers are the new negroes.

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and on cars: WARNING: driving makes you drink$ (none / 0) (#6)
by mirko on Tue Jun 21, 2011 at 11:27:03 AM EST

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Vaginas should be tattooed with warnings too (none / 0) (#7)
by messybuu on Tue Jun 21, 2011 at 11:35:37 AM EST

Sex gives you STDs. And have a picture of some huge nasty ass genital warts.

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If only your mom's twat had been. $ by Nimey, 06/21/2011 03:39:41 PM EST (none / 0)

BLAME CANADA (3.00 / 2) (#12)
by Zombie Schrodingers Cat on Tue Jun 21, 2011 at 02:40:11 PM EST

seriously, Canada invented this

no it didn't by Marvin Suggs, 06/21/2011 09:07:23 PM EST (none / 0)

When I was in oz by Zombie Schrodingers Cat, 06/21/2011 09:17:20 PM EST (none / 0)

Well oz is goin for gold by Marvin Suggs, 06/21/2011 09:21:19 PM EST (none / 0)

It took you this long to figure that out? (none / 0) (#16)
by Enlarged to Show Texture on Tue Jun 21, 2011 at 04:22:12 PM EST

People are dumb, no film at any hour

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Those New Anti-Smoking Warnings | 23 comments (23 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

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