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Sony vs Anon

By tdillo in tdillo's Diary
Fri May 06, 2011 at 01:49:27 PM EST
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I think that I must be missing something somewhere.

I had been hearing lately about Sony accusing Anonymous for hacking into the PSN and SOE and all that to steal personal info, credit cards, etc. I figured that was Sonys way of saying, "We don't have a clue whodunnit. It musta been those goddamn kids." Just a bit of CYA and smoke and mirrors. Then this morning I read how Anonymous has responded to Sony saying, "No U!" But the press and possibly the government may be taking the accusation seriously.


Now this has me kinda perplexed. While I understand various groupings of individual people get together in order to do things for the lulz under the banner of Anonymous I don't believe there is some Osama bin Cockmongler organizing and leading the legion like some kind of nerd Al Qaeda. It's all like a flash mob kind of thing or fish swarms. Isn't that correct? Or is there some actual shadow, "very professional, highly sophisticated, criminal cyber attack" team that is a clear and present danger to companies on the Internet?

Personally, I think some other organizations are missing the boat here. You know like back in the 80's and 90's when some shit went down you would have these little jihadists calling in and claiming credit. Like the Organization for the Free Ejaculation of Palestine*. Anyway, I can just imagine the lulz and trolling opportunity if say, someone called The New York Times and claimed credit for the PSN hack in the name of the GNAA.

I'm sure you can take it from there. I mean can you imagine Wolf Blitzer bringing up Goat.se on the Magnatron in the Situation room and asking, 'Is this the man responsible for stealing thousands of credit card numbers from Sony online? CNN takes you DEEP inside the mystery of the man known as Goat See.'

Why should Anon get all the credit? Oh well, just an amusing idea. Feel free to speculate, cogitate and ruminate. Hell it's Friday, what else are you going to do, work the rest of the afternoon or just fuck about?

*pretty cool book btw. I read it back when it came out. I've read a couple that he did later but didn't enjoy them as much as Rogue Warrior. I love the whole story behind tying knots in your boots.

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however would ppl get attention (1.50 / 4) (#1)
by donnalee on Fri May 06, 2011 at 03:16:15 PM EST

if money wasn't kept artificially scarce and we were focused on a technological utopia where each of us had absolute freedom and limitless (virtual) resources? I know some dumb ho like Caroline would look for any excuse to bring it all down so she could make herself feel important, but we could build our mopi so that suicide wasn't considered "harm".

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Guess I'll be adding this to tomorrow's comment dump!
Highly unlikely to be them (none / 0) (#2)
by some nerd on Fri May 06, 2011 at 03:28:33 PM EST

The script kiddy hordes of /b/ did DDoS Sony, unintentionally degrading PSN functionality in the process, and claimed credit for this. However they didn't take it down entirely nor did they actually hack anything. The far more sophisticated database compromise came later, and is almost certainly the work of for-profit criminals. (Apart from anything else, if anon had done it then excerpts would have been released as proof and to maximise the chaos.) The only actual hacks anon has ever pulled off have been easymode stuff like textbook SQL injections found by automated tools, keylogger use and guessing easy password reminder questions. The "hackers on steroids" thing is just comical Fox News hysteria, they have yet to show any sign of having skilled hackers amongst their number.

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I like your use of footnotes (none / 0) (#6)
by N0574 on Fri May 06, 2011 at 08:59:32 PM EST

and would only suggest you link to pics of mature naked ladies.

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I wonder if Anon was hacked (none / 0) (#12)
by Ignorant Motherfuckers on Sat May 07, 2011 at 11:11:26 PM EST

Like some blackhats got Anon pointed towards Sony (via social engineering) so that they could hit PSN with some cover.  Gives Sony and the gov a nice juicy target they want to hit already and lets the blackhats do their thing that much easier

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