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Gaugin-attack plot twist

By Delirium in Delirium's Diary
Mon Apr 18, 2011 at 07:19:37 PM EST
Tags: painting, nudity, homosexuality (all tags)

As occasionally happens, a museum-goer who strongly disapproved of a piece of art attempted to attack it, this time with Paul Gaugin's Two Tahitian Women. When she failed to pull it off the wall, and then failed to damage it by punching it, she was apprehended, and gave a statement to police about her motives:

I feel that Gaugin is evil. He has nudity and is bad for the children. He has two women in the painting and it's very homosexual. I was trying to remove it. I think it should be burned. I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

Explanation gets a lot more interesting towards the end there.

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Gaugin-attack plot twist | 10 comments (10 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

Two Tahitian Women (3.00 / 8) (#1)
by Harry B Otch on Mon Apr 18, 2011 at 07:35:23 PM EST

is an anagram for "O hi, me want a tit--now!"

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harry's on fire today $ by nateo, 04/18/2011 11:29:05 PM EST (none / 1)

wow I bet it makes him feel so gooood by donnalee, 04/19/2011 12:32:13 PM EST (1.20 / 5)

what do you know by nateo, 04/19/2011 01:08:22 PM EST (3.00 / 2)

Could be. Could be. (3.00 / 4) (#2)
by BottleRocket on Mon Apr 18, 2011 at 10:15:22 PM EST

I have a radio in my head too. But Gaugin's Two Tahitian Women is an odd subject for her campaign to save the children from homosexual women and nudity. I would have suggested Egon Schiele for homosexual depravity and H. R. Giger for nudity and evil.

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So that's where... (2.40 / 5) (#4)
by Pnarp on Mon Apr 18, 2011 at 11:36:34 PM EST

So that's where the radio the CIA implanted in my head went! I was wondering why all the voices just stopped about three weeks ago.

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where do I go to get a radio in my head? (none / 1) (#5)
by Ignorant Motherfuckers on Mon Apr 18, 2011 at 11:59:05 PM EST

Do I have to go to the Apple Store?

Back in my day we'd get ours by tdillo, 04/19/2011 12:10:25 AM EST (none / 0)

i haven't been this offended (none / 0) (#7)
by horseskin spacesuit on Tue Apr 19, 2011 at 07:46:59 AM EST

since yoko ono got her minge out

This is quite literally the only computer I'm capable of not being offended by. ~ balsamic vinigga

is she related to pdk? (none / 1) (#10)
by Del Griffith on Tue Apr 19, 2011 at 03:54:42 PM EST

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