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I Present To You

By Lady 3Jane in Lady 3Jane's Diary
Sun Nov 27, 2011 at 03:07:27 PM EST
Tags: scoop, sodomy (all tags)

The new logo for the MDC Award for Software Excellence

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...because it's waiting for your ad. So why are you still reading this? Come on, get going. Read the story, and then get an ad. Alright stop it. I'm not going to say anything else. Now you're just being silly. STOP LOOKING AT ME! I'm done!

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I Present To You | 15 comments (15 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

I have yet another secret (none / 0) (#1)
by Zombie Jesus Christ on Sun Nov 27, 2011 at 03:38:17 PM EST

This one is not particularly funny but is meant to work towards my goal of rooting out the greed and corruption in the software industry.

Have you read my essay "every engineer's solemn duty"?

That will be the centerpiece for a new website I have in mind.

--
Mike Crawford for Clark County Commissioner
District 1 North County
mike@communard.org

Paid for by The Communard Party of Washington State

haven't read it by Lady 3Jane, 11/27/2011 03:43:07 PM EST (3.00 / 2)

Don't you do government software security? by Zombie Jesus Christ, 11/27/2011 03:52:41 PM EST (none / 0)

wrong. $ by Lady 3Jane, 11/27/2011 03:54:08 PM EST (3.00 / 2)

k5 has a new mascot (none / 1) (#5)
by lostincali on Sun Nov 27, 2011 at 04:04:58 PM EST

congrats, leering naked dude in a sombrero.

"The least busy day [at McDonalds] is Monday, and then sales increase throughout the week, I guess as enthusiasm for life dwindles."

now that by Lady 3Jane, 11/27/2011 04:06:26 PM EST (none / 0)

HEY Y U LEAVE FACEBOOK (none / 1) (#7)
by rusty on Sun Nov 27, 2011 at 04:59:51 PM EST

Now it's my turn to pry. That time of month?

____
_{Not the real rusty}

subway pays me more to shill here $ by Lady 3Jane, 11/27/2011 05:04:14 PM EST (none / 1)

I would think sandwich ethics by rusty, 11/27/2011 05:08:00 PM EST (3.00 / 4)

May I have Jonathan Swift back? by Zombie Jesus Christ, 11/27/2011 06:11:10 PM EST (1.20 / 5)

let's split the difference, rusty by lostincali, 11/27/2011 07:37:17 PM EST (3.00 / 1)

rip pit doesn't have any essays planned by Zombie Jesus Christ, 11/27/2011 09:12:23 PM EST (1.50 / 1)

yeah by Lady 3Jane, 11/27/2011 09:13:52 PM EST (3.00 / 1)

goddamn auto-correct by Lady 3Jane, 11/27/2011 09:15:34 PM EST (3.00 / 1)

I believe that's what you call (none / 1) (#11)
by Harry B Otch on Sun Nov 27, 2011 at 07:10:27 PM EST

a "wish sandwich": You get the sandwich, but you wish you had some meat.

Bow bow bow.

-----
A lamentable petty bourgeois cry of fear.-.

I Present To You | 15 comments (15 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

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