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By N0574 in N0574's Diary
Tue Oct 04, 2011 at 02:34:07 PM EST
Tags: airports, TSA touched my junk, YFI (all tags)

Airports these days, man, I tell you--it might not be an actual strip search, but it always feels like one...O'Hare, that hellhole, it's like that dive on the bad side of town where you know you'll get cut if you ever set foot inside. <insert> story about dude tripping while trying to board a plane<insert>. Dallas-FTW is full of superficial tea party big oil running dog fags ("I can't believe our president is so incompetent"--uh, that's right, you mean compared to that great rocket scientist Texas sent us last time, right?) LAX (indeed it is!): waddle your fat ass back to Oakland, or employ some people who know waht the hell they're doing. Same goes for SFO, only pay your asians more--they might be your only hope. Looking at you in your airports, America--an abnormally plump herd of cattle about to keel over from exhaustion.


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#1: still Tokyo-Narita--smoking lounges everywhere, and plenty of girls in mini-skirts and pink combat boots to oogle while you wiat. Plus they always have pleasant, soothing music.

All fuckin fucked up w/jetlag again too...I should get paid time and a half for working while my body thinks its on another continent.

Thought of the day: banana cream pie.

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whatever happened to j1mmy? he just disappeared (none / 0) (#1)
by king of fools on Tue Oct 04, 2011 at 02:45:26 PM EST

one day it seems.

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fade out again

W is from CT (3.00 / 2) (#2)
by Del Griffith on Tue Oct 04, 2011 at 02:50:29 PM EST

none of the bush clan are from texas.

They sent him to a speech therapist to sound like a retard.

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at least you didn't transfer through charlotte, NC (none / 0) (#7)
by lostincali on Tue Oct 04, 2011 at 06:56:25 PM EST

last time I did, an entire concourse reeked of urine and the HVAC seemed to be set at a pleasant 80 degrees while I stood with my bags at the gate waiting (all of the seats were taken and there was a crowd standing around waiting for... something).

"The least busy day [at McDonalds] is Monday, and then sales increase throughout the week, I guess as enthusiasm for life dwindles."

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