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Steve Jobs gets ripped by Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk

By Lexx Core in Lexx Core's Diary
Mon Oct 17, 2011 at 02:21:33 AM EST
Tags: Steve Jobs, Star Trek, Spock, Kirk, Oggfrog, Haha (all tags)

So Steve Jobs day was a "gay day" holiday in California. But his slaves for Apple in China did not get the day off, many worked 20 hour days or killed themselves.


Spock rips Jobs a new one and so does Captain Kirk as Jobs traveled to the future to sell them iPads and iPhones.

Fuck Steve Jobs they say. Fuck you Steve Jobs you cuntlicker! keep it real fck Steve Jobs!

Oh you got an opinion on Apple products now?

Switch now!

Steve Jobs was a jerk!

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Steve Jobs gets ripped by Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk | 23 comments (23 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)
ur dick -> mai mouth (none / 0) (#1)
by schlouse on Mon Oct 17, 2011 at 03:00:57 AM EST



here is an exercise for you (none / 0) (#2)
by Zombie Jesus Christ on Mon Oct 17, 2011 at 04:14:31 AM EST

I was asked to do the first on a whiteboard in a job interview.  I was not able to compile or run my code on a computer, I had to debug it just by reasoning out how the source looked.  My interviewer was impressed, and pointed out that I paid careful attention to performance:

Reverse a C string in place.

I was later asked to do the same as part of a job application, before my interview.  In that case I was permitted to compile and run my code.  They also wanted the code to be tested, so I wrote several unit tests.

There are some special cases to consider for complete test coverage.  What are they?

This second assignment additionally required me to reverse a constant C string - a "const char *".  Because const data items may not be altered, I could not reverse it in place.  Instead I had to allocate a buffer for the reversed string then return a pointer to a buffer.

Obviously having the two together in the same code library makes the job of implementing the two together simpler than doing both of them separately.  What's the best way to take advantage of their commonality?

Now do both of those things in C++ but instead of reversing C strings, reverse std::string and const STD::string from the Standard Template Library.

The damn iOS autocorrect insists on improperly uppercasing the ISO c++ STD namespace so it becomes the Sexually Transmitted Disease namespace!

When you get this all working, post a diary about the problems you encountered along the way as well as what you did to overcome them.  Also post the source.  There is a simple Perl script that marks up source code for posting to Scoop, I'll dig t up for you.

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I think that first one would've been better (3.00 / 2) (#6)
by tdillo on Mon Oct 17, 2011 at 01:01:59 PM EST

if instead of just throwing a bunch of cursing and put-downs around they had Steve Jobs doing the annoying things for which he is known.

For instance, Spock trying to use a communicator, but he can't get it to work so Jobs, in a ST uniform--with an Apple logo rather than the Enterprise swoosh--begins to berate Spock for 'holding it wrong'. A scene where Spock can't change the batteries in his tricorder. And some bit with Siri as the Enterprise computer voice would really spice that clip up.

If you haven't seen it already: Reincarnation

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