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By N0574 in N0574's Diary
Wed Oct 12, 2011 at 07:08:57 AM EST
Tags: Ukraine, McDonalds, YFI (all tags)

Yulia is officially a damsel in distress now--you know what you must do!

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I finally took a satisfying crap today--on a clean, modern, japanese-designed bowl toilet with decent paper. Pleasant relief, and there was surprisingly little discomfort or resistance when I discharged that big brown baby which, to be frank, was far too large for a normal human being's anal cavity. Appalling. Really.
ordering bowel-friendly snacks off the internet. :)

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that ukraine woamn (3.00 / 2) (#1)
by Marvin Suggs on Wed Oct 12, 2011 at 07:21:32 AM EST

is going to be having some rough prison sex with big dyke wardens.
There was a foto of her daughter yesterday too - she's kinda hot.
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damn, she has a daughter? by lostincali, 10/12/2011 08:27:37 AM EST (3.00 / 2)

check em by Marvin Suggs, 10/12/2011 08:56:47 AM EST (none / 1)

First read as (3.00 / 2) (#2)
by ksandstr on Wed Oct 12, 2011 at 07:31:37 AM EST

"Japanese-designated toilet".

Fin.

we all know here that your anal cavity (3.00 / 2) (#4)
by balsamic vinigga on Wed Oct 12, 2011 at 08:54:26 AM EST

has had tons o practice with engulfing ri-dick-ulously large things...

Man, Ukraine women are so fine... I have to assume the woman she's whispering to in that video is her legal counsel? Goddamn!

Also wtf yo, Tymoshenko has her ass on the line for a gas deal? Obama fucking violated the 5th amendment of our fucking constitution and we're like, "oh, well, it must have been for a good reason..."

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hottest white women, yes they are /nt by N0574, 10/12/2011 07:09:23 PM EST (none / 0)

affirmation of one part shall be taken as by balsamic vinigga, 10/12/2011 07:41:10 PM EST (none / 0)

Re: Your bowels (none / 0) (#7)
by Pnarp on Wed Oct 12, 2011 at 11:47:03 AM EST

ordering bowel-friendly snacks off the internet. :)

Just remember: Never, never, never eat a bunch of plastic nurdles like I did once. Never.

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I wonder if the prison gurads (none / 0) (#8)
by Harry B Otch on Wed Oct 12, 2011 at 11:51:51 AM EST

will give her the facilities necessary to keep up that pretzel-hair thing while she's in the gulag. She's certainly going to want to look her best for all the ladies.

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related to Rosseane Barr? (none / 0) (#9)
by McNugent on Wed Oct 12, 2011 at 04:52:27 PM EST

Huh, weird (none / 0) (#10)
by some nerd on Wed Oct 12, 2011 at 06:49:27 PM EST

I was reading Ms. Barr's wikipedo article just last night via seeing who Liz Renay in Blackenstein was.
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ive had shits where it took like 20 minutes to (none / 1) (#13)
by McNugent on Wed Oct 12, 2011 at 09:13:28 PM EST

squeeze out, it was so hard and big that it got stuck an di couldnt cut the bread i mean pinch it.

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