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Sergeant Trotter is the killer in The Mousetrap

By FattMattP in FattMattP's Diary
Wed Sep 01, 2010 at 11:03:50 AM EST
Tags: Sergeant Trotter, plays, Agatha Christie, horsecock (all tags)

Oh noes! Wiki~~leaks~~pedia reveals that Sergeant Trotter is the murder in Agatha Christie's The Mousetrap. The next thing you know someone will tell everybody that Luke's father is that Mexican wrestler with emphysema.

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Sergeant Trotter is the killer in The Mousetrap | 9 comments (9 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

Don't do that! (none / 0) (#1)
by HollyHopDrive on Wed Sep 01, 2010 at 01:25:49 PM EST

I saw The Mousetrap years ago, but still....don't do that!

I make too much sense to be on the Internet.

Did you know by it certainly is, 09/02/2010 05:53:13 AM EST (none / 0)

Jesus dies in Mel Gibson's 'The Passion'!$ by mirko, 09/02/2010 11:09:23 AM EST (none / 0)
Yes, knew all of those. by HollyHopDrive, 09/02/2010 01:18:36 PM EST (none / 0)

poor form old chap # (none / 0) (#2)
by king of fools on Wed Sep 01, 2010 at 01:30:08 PM EST

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fade out again

information wants to be free, baby by FattMattP, 09/01/2010 04:12:09 PM EST (none / 0)

and of course... (none / 0) (#5)
by mirko on Thu Sep 02, 2010 at 09:40:07 AM EST

...the one that complain is Christie's heir who fear he will make less money out of the theater's tickets.

Well, fuck that greedy bastard...

BTW: Maybe he's never watched Colombo where we know from the beginning who beat the sex-starved schlouse with his horsecock...
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yes the only reason people go to that play by Zombie Schrodingers Cat, 09/02/2010 10:11:02 AM EST (none / 1)

maybe if they remake it into a porno play by mirko, 09/02/2010 10:50:33 AM EST (none / 0)

Sergeant Trotter is the killer in The Mousetrap | 9 comments (9 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

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