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Porn Stars I Wanna Bang

By MessiahWWKD in MessiahWWKD's Diary
Thu Jul 29, 2010 at 02:19:28 AM EST
Tags: saving k5, patriotism, pornography, actresses, the Internet (all tags)

I've had to devote most of my time this week to practice for my upcoming recital, so I haven't had much time to write about my magical weekend, but I promise I will be able to share the awesome account with you in due time! Until then, I thought I'd give a quick shout out to my favorite porn stars and nude models:

Erica Campbell: Hot big-breasted babe with beautiful blue-green eyes who looks like a girl I had a huge crush on. I also suspected she was a Christian when, during an interview on Danni.com, she said "goddammit" and then immediately after uttered "Forgive me, Lord." My hunch was right, as she soon retired from pornography two years ago and became a Super Christian. Though I miss her beautiful breasts, I am happy for her.


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Riley Shy: A beautiful redhead who reminds me of Emilie Autumn (and sometimes Hayley Williams from Paramore). Sometimes her scenes are too vulgar, but they aren't as vulgar as they once were when she did really gross stuff (anal). She retired a year or two ago.

Allyssa Hall: Hot babe with beautiful boobs who looks like Lady GaGa. There's not much to say about her, except that she apparently retired as well. :(

Mandy Morbid: One of my new favorites. Hot punk babe who looks like Lady GaGa with huge tits and a pink mohawk. Also did a tentacle-rape scene that wasn't gross or Asian.

Gwen Diamond: She looks kind of like Gwen Stefani and even did a parody of her.

Dani Woodward: Definitely my favorite out of them all. She totally REVOLUTIONIZED my taste in women. I also have never seen anybody give a BJ as skillfully and enthusiastically as she does. She honestly broke my phobia of fellatio (I used to have constant dreams where women would go down on me, and then bite me really hard). All her scenes are amazing. She really puts on a show! Sadly, she too retired. Sometimes, she looks like Lindsay Lohan.

I shouldn't forget Lexi Belle. She reminds me of Tinker Bell and is also a vegetarian (albeit a fake one). She also does Twitter!

Someday, I hope to make a porno with all of these porn stars in which some I play a dude who wins a backstage VIP ticket to some music festival, and Allyssa Hall as GaGa, Riley Shy as Emilie Autumn, and Gwen Diamond as Gwen Stefani fuck me silly. Maybe I'll share the script with you guys someday.

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Who's your favorite porn star?
o Erica Campbell 22%
o Dani Woodward 11%
o Mandy Morbid 0%
o Riley Shy 0%
o Allyssa Hall 0%
o Aria Giovani 33%
o Shawna Lenee 0%
o Jenna Presley 0%
o Some gay dude 'cause I'm a fag 33%
o Some ugly bitch like Jenna Jameson 22%
o Some gross over-the-top bitch like Sasha Grey 33%
o rusty 44%
o Crawford 33%
o WIPO 44%

Votes: 9
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Porn Stars I Wanna Bang | 18 comments (18 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)
I must be getting old (none / 1) (#1)
by nateo on Thu Jul 29, 2010 at 10:20:56 AM EST

I know who maybe one or two of these ladies are.

when she did really gross stuff (anal)

Oh ewww anal is so grody

also, re: your phobia: anyone ever told you you got issues?

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"I'm so gonna travel the world, photographing my dick at every location."
  - Vampire Zombie Abu Musab al Zarqawi

WIPO (none / 0) (#2)
by Enlarged to Show Texture on Thu Jul 29, 2010 at 11:17:27 AM EST

Rachel Uchitel


"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -- Isaac Asimov
what a bunch of ugly whores (none / 1) (#7)
by Ruston Rustov on Thu Jul 29, 2010 at 03:59:07 PM EST

and you don't even like asians.

jesus.

I had had incurable open sores all over my feet for sixteen years. The doctors were powerless to do anything about it. I told my psychiatrist that they were psychosomatic Stigmata - the Stigmata are the wounds Jesus suffered when he was nailed to the cross. Three days later all my sores were gone. -- Michael Crawford
Maybe tomorrow. -- Michael Crawford
As soon as she has her first period, fuck your daughter. -- localroger

Wait (none / 0) (#9)
by Vampire Zombie Abu Musab al Zarqawi on Thu Jul 29, 2010 at 05:15:54 PM EST

That Campbell bitch hasn't been in any proper adult movie at all. Only solo BS.

Hirez (none / 0) (#12)
by localroger on Thu Jul 29, 2010 at 08:30:20 PM EST

Linky

Yes I realize she's about 70 years old by now so this project also involves a time machine. I'm sure the time machine will be the easy part.

And that is what is so great about the internet. It enables pompous blowhards to connect with other pompous blowhards in a vast circle jerk of pomposity. -- Bill Maher

never heard of any of these broads (none / 1) (#14)
by lostincali on Thu Jul 29, 2010 at 09:45:02 PM EST


"The least busy day [at McDonalds] is Monday, and then sales increase throughout the week, I guess as enthusiasm for life dwindles."

p.s. your trolling is wasted here (3.00 / 2) (#16)
by lostincali on Thu Jul 29, 2010 at 09:48:55 PM EST

there's nobody around to taunt you for the supreme faggotry that is a phobia of fellatio and an aversion to anal sex with a woman.

"The least busy day [at McDonalds] is Monday, and then sales increase throughout the week, I guess as enthusiasm for life dwindles."

wipo: Hillary Rodham Clinton (none / 0) (#18)
by channel on Thu Jul 29, 2010 at 11:59:04 PM EST


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