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Nude snow sculpture in Rahway leads police to request 'snowlady' cover-up

By Stick Apart in Stick Apart's Diary
Wed Mar 03, 2010 at 05:41:23 PM EST
Tags: mlp, snow, snowlady, nudity, new jersey, news, nj (all tags)
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http://media.nj.com/ledgerlocal/photo/nude-snow-woman-sculpture-rahway-nakedjpg- 4991bcbba035bbb1_large.jpg

http://media.nj.com/ledgerlocal/photo/nude-snow-lady-rahway-sculptorjpg-85a27fc5 d5e499fd_large.jpg


"By Eliot Caroom/For the Star-Ledger
March 03, 2010, 5:30 AM

A snowlady that Maria Conneran and her family sculpted in front of their Rahway home that attracted passers-by on Rahway's Colonia Boulevard to stop for pictures, but prompted an anonymous complaint to police who had the family cover up the sculpture with clothing.

RAHWAY --She was a frosty Venus de Milo, but one Rahway family's snow-packed tribute to the Greek goddess of love and beauty was another person's pornography.

Maria Conneran and her family worked feverishly to fashion their armless, nude snowlady from last week's heap of snow, grabbing attention and photographs on Rahway's Colonia Boulevard.

Not all the attention was good, however.

Among the visitors was a patrolman dispatched to the Conneran household after Rahway police received an anonymous complaint "of a naked snow woman," said Sgt. Dominick Sforza.

She sure was, the family gleefully agreed.

"Curvaceous, bodacious and booty-licious," said Elisa Gonzalez, a court reporter who built the snow goddess with her daughter, Maria Conneran, 21 and son, Jack Shearing, 12.

"But she had a six-pack!" Conneran said.

Photo courtesy Conneran familyA snowlady that Maria Conneran (pictured) and her family sculpted in front of their Rahway home that attracted passers-by on Rahway's Colonia Boulevard to stop for pictures, but prompted an anonymous complaint to police.
When the officer arrived, Gonzalez said, he was apologetic and appreciative of the snowlady and her assets.

"He said, `It's very good,'" Gonzalez recalled.

Despite his appreciation, the officer then asked the family to dress the snowlady. Nonplussed, they complied with a green bikini top and a blue sarong around her ample hips.

Photo courtesy Conneran familyJack Shearing, 12, and his mother, Elisa Gonzalez with the nude snowlady.
"I thought she looked more objectified and sexualized after you put the bikini on," Gonzalez said.

Conneran and Gonzalez said the visit from police reminded them of former Attorney General John Ashcroft's move to drape a semi-nude statue of the Spirit of Justice when he arrived to lead the U.S. Justice Department.

"(Our snowlady) looks like marble. It looks like a statue," Conneran said. "Are you going to go to the Met and cover up all the statues?"

William Torres, visiting the neighborhood from North Carolina, agreed the snowlady should have remained au naturel.

"They're censoring art," Torres said. "To me ... that's no different from what you see in a museum ... and its lifespan was short anyway."

Indeed. On Monday, the family took down the snowlady, because with the return of warmer weather, she was starting to melt away.

The Venus di Milo may be gone, but the Connerans said they will continue their work with the next snow. This was not their first foray into famous snow sculpture.

Last January, the family created a realistic bust of newly inaugurated President Obama.

People in a passing car stop to take a photo of a snow sculpture of a female torso on a lawn in Rahway."

"only in new jersey", to quote someone else...but I guess one could substitute America just as well?

golly some days I feel like I don't understand anything

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Only in America (3.00 / 4) (#1)
by Vampire Zombie Abu Musab al Zarqawi on Wed Mar 03, 2010 at 05:44:00 PM EST

I remember Liar insisting that USians aren't a nation of prudes, but I guess he's just another idiot.

isn't jersey full of italians and greeks? (none / 1) (#2)
by lostincali on Wed Mar 03, 2010 at 06:04:28 PM EST

you'd think they'd be hip to that kind of thing.

"The least busy day [at McDonalds] is Monday, and then sales increase throughout the week, I guess as enthusiasm for life dwindles."

lol USians are funny /nt (none / 1) (#6)
by MotorMachineMercenary on Wed Mar 03, 2010 at 06:21:22 PM EST


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huh (none / 1) (#8)
by LilDebbie on Wed Mar 03, 2010 at 07:09:30 PM EST

i recall some people did a giant snow cock'n'balls on a busy thoroughfare back in december

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I'd hit it. (none / 1) (#10)
by Ruston Rustov on Wed Mar 03, 2010 at 08:18:59 PM EST


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