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Our Trip to Cuba

By Xpat in Culture
Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 11:45:06 PM EST
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It's next to impossible to get an objective opinion on Cuba. Most Americans can't go there and form their own opinion. We went there because it promised to be an affordable family vacation with a direct flight from Quebec that avoided any of the latest TSA nonsense. If any of my American friends want a firsthand account of place that's been off limits to them since before I was born, here it is.


When the Soviet Union collapsed, Cuban oil imports fell to 10% of their pre-1990 levels. They went from cars and large farms with fertilizer and pesticides to bicycles and community gardens. The annual 8-10 million ton sugar cane contract that Cuba had with the Soviet Union disappeared and the GDP of the country contracted by 35%. As a result Cuba put a much greater emphasis on tourism among other things. Building the infrastructure to support a larger tourism industry took time. Our beach, Cayo Santa Maria, is a part of an archipelago that stretches 40 kilometers north of mainland Cuba and the two lane road from the mainland was built from limestone quarried at the source of the road. All water is also piped from the mainland.

Everyone who works in the tourism industry, from waiters and chefs to chambermaids to bartenders have trained at a post secondary school that was remade for that purpose in the mid 90's. My experience last week was a direct result of that training.

The resort that we stayed in, Melia Las Dunas, is just 3 years old. Cayo Santa Maria, was developed less than 10 years ago and has roughly 5000 rooms in 6 resorts. The resort itself was beautiful, 950 rooms spread over about 50 bungalows. Cayo Santa Maria is a white sand beach with unbelievable turquoise water. The coffee in the huge open air lobby was the best I've had anywhere and I drink way more coffee than most rational human beings. The grounds at the resort were immaculate and our chambermaid left towels rolled in the shapes of hearts or cute animals along with a note and a fresh hibiscus flower every day in our spotless room. Kathy left her a little gift every day too of children's clothing, old prescription glasses, a couple of her handmade glass pendants and a convertible peso. We gave stuff that we used but no longer needed.

The house band played 5 nights a week on a small outdoor stage. That band was terrific. They played everything from Cuban standards like 'Chan Chan' to Santana to rearrangements of Beatles tunes.

When I think of Mariachi bands, I imagine Mexican restaurants in Dallas and sombreros and enthusiastic, if not always listenable, renditions of 'La Cucaracha'. Therefore I hesitate to use the term to describe our dinner entertainment, The guys who played at our tables were very good professional musicians. I was listening to, and seeing, fast, accurate leads played on acoustic guitars, and perfect 3 part harmonies. I couldn't dig my pesos out fast enough.

Cuban citizens are paid by the government according to their job in Cuban pesos with which they buy electricity, food, clothing and other necessities. Tourists use convertible pesos that have roughly the same value as a US dollar. The convertible peso, or CUC, is also used by locals to buy luxury items. The US dollar is not in circulation as of Nov. 2004.

We took advantage of a couple of excursions, one to the mainland, passport required, to two of the larger towns in central Cuba, Remedios and Santa Clara. The resort was an idyllic setting and it was possible to forget that Cuba is a 3rd world country, but it is, and going back to the mainland in our big, Chinese made tour bus and maneuvering the narrow streets lined with people, bicycles and donkeys really drove that point home. In central Santa Clara, Kathy and I went by ourselves down a main street open only to pedestrians. There weren't any tourist shops along that street and only a couple restaurants selling a large folded pizza sandwich to locals. People didn't give my wheelchair much attention but on more than one occasion strangers came to help us navigate a curb.

Every small town has a baseball stadium and each of the 14 provinces takes the best players for the provincial team. The best of the provincial team players are on the national team. Aroldis Chapman, a young left handed pitcher that throws 100 mph defected last year and signed with Cincinnati last month for $25 million over 5 years, which must seem like Monopoly money to him. I hope he handles it better than I would have at his age.

There were some small tourist shops around the central squares of Remedios and Santa Clara as well as the airport and the resort that sold identical, government produced symbols of the Cuban revolution. I don't know how it is elsewhere in the country but in central Cuba it seems that the government is anxious to put the face of Che Guevara on the revolution and not the face of Fidel Castro. Every little shop sold t-shirts, postcards and calendars with various iconic photos of 'El Che' and one had to look pretty hard to find anything with Fidel. It's also useful to bear in mind that our trip to mainland Cuba was along a route that was approved by the government. We didn't see beggars or any outward signs of unrest but largely rural central Cuba isn't Havana. How much of that is by design and how much is reality is something I can only guess at but my guess is it simply doesn't exist. Tourists don't just go wandering about the Cuban countryside and my brief interaction with locals in the towns or the resort was friendly but utilitarian. Still these are educated, literate people.

I've never been to another 3rd world country so I have no ability to compare Cuba directly, but there are a few things Cuba has going for it. Illiteracy was eliminated in the 60's and today there is a 98% literacy rate. The infant mortality rate is just a step behind Canada at 29th in the world, which is remarkable for the 3rd world and according to our tour guide there is a doctor for every 175 people. Cuba has a very low crime rate, especially for violent crime and is considered by experienced travelers to be one of the safest destinations in the world.

I read a bit about the history and culture of Cuba in preparation for our trip but being in rural Cuba is quite a different experience. It was like traveling back in time. I hope I get another chance to do it.

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Our Trip to Cuba | 40 comments (36 topical, 4 editorial, 0 hidden)
OH MAN SWEET VACATION (2.10 / 10) (#1)
by zombie lonelyhobo on Sat Jan 23, 2010 at 12:54:10 PM EST

THANKS FOR THE BLOG ENTRY MAYBE NEXT YOU CAN TELL US HOW YOU'RE SO SICK OF THAT BITCH AT WORK AND OMG IT SUCKS AND -EMO- THE FUCK OUT

OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS TEDIOUS BULLSHIT TO YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE WHERE ALL THE PEOPLE THAT PRETEND TO BE INTERESTED IN YOU CAN FELLATE YOUR EGO
NIGGA YOU DUMB

this isn't interesting, (none / 1) (#2)
by Ezra Loomis Pound on Sat Jan 23, 2010 at 01:09:04 PM EST

much less useful. No mention of prices, important or doable things like routes to the red light district or museums of the revolution and shit like that.

In fact, all it is hodgepodge of random observations of what you, evidently a pretty unobservant person, saw and did.

:::"Let me tell ya, if she wasn't cut out to handle some fake boy online, well sister, life only gets more difficult, and you only get more emo as you age." --balsamic vinigga :::#_#:::

Congratulations (2.00 / 6) (#3)
by balsamic vinigga on Sat Jan 23, 2010 at 03:14:39 PM EST

you must hold the record for the most boring traveler to ever pretend to be interesting, no small feat considering your competition.

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Excellent subject but... (2.50 / 6) (#6)
by mybostinks on Sat Jan 23, 2010 at 03:29:43 PM EST

this could be much more interesting.

It almost sounds like you didn't do anything. No whores, midgets, trailer parks or weird shit in the rural areas?

I would have probably been thrown in jail if I were able to go.

Expand on your impressions/experiences etc.

lol, American tourism... (2.50 / 6) (#8)
by nostalgiphile on Sun Jan 24, 2010 at 12:59:09 AM EST

"Still these are educated, literate people.

I've never been to another 3rd world country so I have no ability to compare Cuba directly, but there are a few things Cuba has going for it."

-1,-1,-1,-1

"Depending on your perspective you are an optimist or a pessimist[,] and a hopeless one too." --trhurler

Nice Book Report (3.00 / 3) (#12)
by GhostOfTiber on Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 08:39:40 AM EST

Did they mention that cuba is amost the #1 spot in the world for women and children being trafficed in the sex trade? Did they mention that it exports and serves as a waystation for most of the drugs entering the US? Did they also mention that both of these aren't considered crimes by the government?

It's really easy to have low crime statistics when the goverment doesn't call them crimes. While I think there's an argument to be made for victimless crimes of drug use, human trafficking is a violation of most morals and laws anywhere you look.

You may want to try a statistics site. Also be aware you're generally railroaded through the nicer areas. I had a buddy go to jamacia and he said it was night and day. If you're in the "resort areas" you're fine. Cross that really tall wall and you're in the ghetto.

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I used to collect soviet propaganda (none / 0) (#13)
by Del Griffith on Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 01:46:32 PM EST

when I was a kid... this reads like one of those come visit the miracle that is Cuba.

Jesus Christ, how much of Stalin's cock did you suck prior to arriving in Cuba?

How did you not get arrested for having visited there?

Why are you telling us any of this propaganda bullshit?

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Cuban vacations are becoming hip. (none / 0) (#14)
by sudogeek on Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 06:18:31 PM EST

Just look at the NYTimes travel section this week.

For years, the only way to go there was two flights. We typically flew from Miami to Managua then Managua to Havana. The Immigation agents in Managua were very hip to the Helms-Burton law and would not stamp US passports on exit or re-entry to Nicaragua; neither would the Cuban authorities. You can do the same from Mexico, DR, etc.

One of the reasons that the dollar was banned in 2004 was to snuff out the shadow economy related to narcotraficantes operating out of Pinar and Matanzas. In the late 90's, there were some beautiful mansions going up in south Pinar and a lot of go-fast boats. You could get literally anything or anyone for dollars but I think it got a little too corrupt and out-of-control. I haven't been there in 10 years so I don't really know. I'm just saying.

You're an arrogant, condescending, ignorant dipshit. - trhurler

Definition of irony: (1.50 / 2) (#15)
by Liar on Mon Jan 25, 2010 at 07:45:59 PM EST

"Every little shop sold t-shirts, postcards and calendars with various iconic photos of 'El Che'"


I admit I'm a Liar. That's why you can trust me.
Somebody raves about Cuba... (3.00 / 2) (#20)
by mirleid on Tue Jan 26, 2010 at 11:00:00 AM EST

...rigth wing nutsos come out of the closet all over the place.

No, not you GoT - we've known you're one of them all along.

Chickens don't give milk
If you're going to Cuba (none / 0) (#21)
by Scott Robinson on Tue Jan 26, 2010 at 11:55:57 AM EST

Go stay in a Casa Particular.

If it's far enough away from the tourist districts, you can pick out the secret police.

Here is a similar story (none / 0) (#22)
by Phssthpok on Tue Jan 26, 2010 at 03:57:00 PM EST

That my mother wrote in 1998. Posted as a child for collapsibility.
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Cuba is not a third-world country. (3.00 / 4) (#24)
by creature on Wed Jan 27, 2010 at 05:56:31 PM EST

As a communist/ex-Soviet ally, it's a second world country.

JESUS (none / 0) (#26)
by The Hanged Man on Thu Jan 28, 2010 at 05:12:07 PM EST


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Needs a good dose of Jamaica Kincaid (none / 0) (#27)
by livus on Sat Jan 30, 2010 at 09:01:25 PM EST

Ah, I can't complain too badly. Although you do describe how you like to rob people of human dignity by giving them your cast-off glasses and clothes, I'm sure half the people in this place would have spent their time mouthing variants of "how much is your son/daughter".

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Cool. (none / 1) (#30)
by k31 on Sun Jan 31, 2010 at 09:07:37 PM EST

Very thoughtfully written.

Thanks for posting.


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done done it (3.00 / 2) (#32)
by chakmol on Sat Feb 13, 2010 at 09:15:53 PM EST

If you're American, it's still fairly easy to go to Cuba, though not directly.  Fly to Cancun, enjoy that for a few days, then fly over to Havana on either Cubana Airlines or Aero Caribe (Mexicana).

At the Havana airport, we got a bit of an interview as they tried to assess if we were there to do harm or not.  The questions were simple, not out of line, and once the immigration officer was satisfied, we were cut loose without even a baggage inspection.  The passports weren't stamped, thus leaving it up to us if we wanted to fess up to US customs when returning home.  I've heard that US customs usually doesn't care, though some people have had problems.  We weren't even asked.

We stayed on Old Havana in a Casa Particular with Cuban family.  They were cool and sweet, and we were the same in return.  We ate together, drank together, and talked about everything from A to Z.

We booked our own transit to several hours east to the city of Sancti Spiritus.  The bus was a Mercedes.  The seats were hard as wood, but still an OK ride.  The countryside was clean and nice.  We returned to Havana with 2 Cubans in a Russian-made Lada car.  They saved us a few dollars over the cost of the bus, and they made a nice bit of money taking us back to Havana where they were going to see some friends anyway.

I'm no travel writer, so I'll stop short here.  It was a worthwhile trip.  I wanted to see with my own eyes.  While I have no desire to move or live there, I found it much better than I'd suspected it would be.  I'd go again, and probably will one day.

Uh... (none / 0) (#34)
by fyngyrz on Sun May 23, 2010 at 03:01:04 AM EST

...coffee in the huge open air lobby was the best I've had anywhere and I drink way more coffee than most rational human beings. The grounds at the resort were immaculate...

...you actually checked the coffee grounds for neatness?

You might wanna get that coffee problem looked at. :)

More seriously, I've listened to Radio Havana off and on since the 1960's, both because I enjoy shortwave radio and because I love Cuban food (or at least, Miami-derived cuban-riffic food. I've never been to Cuba, of course.)

This very evening, prior to checking in at K5 for the first time in quite a while, then spotting this story, Radio Havana had a lovely program about Cuban ballet, its history and etc on 5.970 MHz. I had to compare that to the... uh... "stuff" I had found on US AM and SW radio this evening and I'm afraid I did end up shaking my head. If my choice is some right-wing fool ranting about Sarah Palin's imaginary intelligence, or a history of ballet, I'm going for the history.

It's really too bad we can't go there. But our freedoms are long gone, our constitution in shreds, and our borders a minefield of scans, probes and no-you-can't lists. In a word, we're fucked. So let me just send a wave of envy your way for your ability to actually go see Cuba, and now I'll go back to listening to shortwave.

Sigh.


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So your saying this country survived abrupt oil (none / 0) (#36)
by hugin on Tue Dec 14, 2010 at 12:11:37 AM EST

cut off. So the world should survive peak oil by analogy amirite?

This is a clip that shows the Phantom makeup being applied to Michael Crawford as well as other behind-the-scenes footage as he prepares to perform on the Bob Hope Show. A must-have for any Crawford fan. Enjoy!

Who are the 2% illiterate? (none / 0) (#37)
by hugin on Tue Dec 14, 2010 at 12:12:31 AM EST

I'm suprised Rual and Fidel didn't have them liquidaded to make it 100% in a grand socialist scheme to create the uberman.

This is a clip that shows the Phantom makeup being applied to Michael Crawford as well as other behind-the-scenes footage as he prepares to perform on the Bob Hope Show. A must-have for any Crawford fan. Enjoy!

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