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ask K5: Who are your five?

By Abominable Abitur in Abominable Abitur's Diary
Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 02:07:22 PM EST
Tags: daydreams, procrastinating, friends, five (all tags)

Who would you choose as your "five"?

The idea being, that if the opportunity to have sex with one of the people on the list, your siginificant other would allow it without it counting against you as cheating.

Understandably, your siginificant other also has a "five" list.

My fiance and I started talking about this over the weekend and she was surprised that I couldn't immediately name my five, but I also had a difficult time settling on a fifth. My list in no particular order:

Drew Barrymore

Audrey Tautou

Heather Graham

Franka Potente

??

Who would you choose? Who would you choose as my fifth? I was trying to discern if there was a pattern, but wasn't sure there was. Some potentials I have considered: Selma Hayek, Jennifer Lopez, & Jennifer Connelly.

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ask K5: Who are your five? | 40 comments (40 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

K5 is your "five" (3.00 / 2) (#1)
by Harry B Otch on Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 02:21:48 PM EST

Think of all the quality time that kurons cheat their SO's out of just while beating off here. You might even want to think about getting a prenuptial agreement just to save Rusty the legal hassle.

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i'm not too sure about some of you people by Abominable Abitur, 09/29/2009 02:50:14 PM EST (none / 0)

my wife's sister (3.00 / 13) (#2)
by I Did It All For The Horse Cock on Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 02:22:12 PM EST

her best friend,
her mum,
the girl at the bakery,
girl at work

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nice by Abominable Abitur, 09/29/2009 02:49:18 PM EST (none / 0)

hmmm... (none / 1) (#3)
by The Hanged Man on Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 02:25:58 PM EST

in no order:

Zhang Ziyi (chick from Crouching Tiger)
Scarlett Johannsson
Tina Fey
Maggie Cheung
Jennifer Love Hewitt in Heartbreakers, in the French maid outfit

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hmmmm.... by Abominable Abitur, 09/29/2009 02:48:10 PM EST (none / 0)

good question (3.00 / 2) (#7)
by Lady 3Jane on Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 02:55:39 PM EST

geri halliwell
audrey tautou
megan mullally
hans gruber
salma hayek

and of course boxxy.

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my list... (none / 1) (#8)
by mumble on Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 03:10:23 PM EST

Madonna - for the experience. If anyone on this planet is good at sex it would be her!
Natalie Portman - for the brains and looks.
Alice Roberts - for even bigger brains!
Amy Acker - she is perfectly beautiful.
See here:

Angelina Jolie - beautiful and I bet she is wild in bed.

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My List (3.00 / 3) (#9)
by me0w on Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 03:16:51 PM EST

Monica Bellucci
Monica Bellucci
Monica Bellucci
Monica Bellucci
Monica Bellucci

"The only reason we PMS is because our uterus is screaming at our brain to go out, get fucked, and have a baby ... and it makes us angry."

she almost made my list, but this is about people by The Hanged Man, 09/29/2009 03:20:20 PM EST (none / 1)

I woud sell a kidney by me0w, 09/29/2009 08:08:45 PM EST (none / 0)

yours or someone elses? by The Hanged Man, 09/30/2009 01:31:31 AM EST (none / 0)

Well ... by me0w, 09/30/2009 09:05:34 AM EST (none / 1)

Björk (3.00 / 2) (#11)
by mirko on Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 03:26:31 PM EST

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we had to huddle together - trane

There is no pattern to the women you picked (none / 1) (#12)
by rhiannon on Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 03:36:22 PM EST

I mean, besides being five white actresses and two white-looking latinos of european descent, some of them have blond hair and some are brunettes!

I don't get the obsession with actresses though, what makes you think any of these ladies are a good lay?

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men like to use celebrities for the purposes of by The Hanged Man, 09/29/2009 03:44:29 PM EST (none / 0)
imagination? by loteck, 09/29/2009 03:45:08 PM EST (none / 0)
thought of that by Abominable Abitur, 09/29/2009 04:08:58 PM EST (none / 0)

in order (3.00 / 3) (#13)
by loteck on Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 03:43:15 PM EST

elisha cuthbert
kristen bell
natalie portman
emma watson
jessica biel
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"WHAT AN ETERNAL MOBIUS STRIP OF FELLATIATIC BANALITY THIS IS." -Harry B Otch}

Emma Watson by stuaart, 09/29/2009 06:02:49 PM EST (none / 1)

what? ~ by loteck, 09/30/2009 01:33:06 AM EST (none / 0)

oh shit i totally forgot jessica biel by The Hanged Man, 09/30/2009 04:09:40 AM EST (none / 0)

God I'm so glad (none / 1) (#15)
by Altus on Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 03:44:47 PM EST

That I'm not monogamous.

"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

why? by The Hanged Man, 09/29/2009 03:48:16 PM EST (none / 0)

I dont end up by Altus, 09/29/2009 05:06:43 PM EST (none / 1)

i had this dicussion recently with a gf (3.00 / 4) (#17)
by loteck on Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 03:47:26 PM EST

except that it was which one of her friends would i go for.

we broke up shortly after that convo...
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lol failing trap detection // by The Hanged Man, 09/29/2009 03:47:59 PM EST (3.00 / 3)

That's crazy (none / 0) (#21)
by sholden on Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 04:23:20 PM EST

Obviously pick 5 women you actually know and preferably whom would have sex with you in the first place.

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lesson is in fantasy, not in sleeping around by Abominable Abitur, 09/29/2009 05:56:26 PM EST (none / 0)

here (3.00 / 2) (#22)
by GhostOfTiber on Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 04:34:44 PM EST

hugin
hugin
hugin
hugin
hugin

[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne

That many times you'd surely get the AIDZ by Del Griffith, 09/29/2009 05:39:33 PM EST (none / 1)

Do the women we've stalked count? (none / 0) (#25)
by JulianConrad on Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 05:42:05 PM EST

Otherwise:

Elisabeth Moss, especially if she dresses up like her Peggy Olson character from Mad Men, and lets me undress her.
Amber Benson
Rhona Mitra
Kirsten Storms
Jewel Staite

that first bitch looks like she's 45 $ by Lady 3Jane, 09/29/2009 06:21:15 PM EST (none / 0)

My wife and I had this conversation (1.50 / 2) (#28)
by Liar on Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 06:12:39 PM EST

She wants Jason Bourne (not just Matt Damon) and I can have Selma Hayek.

She also has a thing for drummers who aren't Phil Collins, so I was allowed to include Aishwarya Rai, Kate Beckinsale, and Gong Li.

I admit I'm a Liar. That's why you can trust me.

my list: (3.00 / 2) (#31)
by LilDebbie on Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 08:22:12 PM EST

hitler
hitler
hitler
hitler
hitler

My name is LilDebbie and I have a garden.
- hugin -

Five Hitlers? by Harry B Otch, 09/29/2009 08:41:49 PM EST (none / 1)

BRAND NEW INFORMATION FOR YOU (none / 1) (#33)
by current president of the usa on Tue Sep 29, 2009 at 09:32:57 PM EST

These agreements are for suckers. Even an extremely attractive man has a nearly 0% chance of landing anybody on his list, while a decently attractive woman has a small but not insignificant chance of bedding somebody on her list.

Also, women always stack their lists. They choose 2-3 big celebrities, just to throw you off the scent, and the rest are lesser known celebs like a specific member of some band, especially a band that she expects to see in person at some point. In other words, women pick people that they might actually meet. Guys' lists are all pie in the sky.

I see you've chosen all famous actresses. NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. YOU HAVE BEEN OUTSMARTED. SUCKER.

Signed with a Presidential Seal

Eh... (none / 0) (#37)
by Have A Nice Day on Wed Sep 30, 2009 at 06:55:21 AM EST

Jennifer Connelly
Scarlett Johansson
Clemence Poesy
Alyson Hannigan
The tall, slightly slovakian looking, blonde beauty I saw on the tube on my way to work this morning.

For you I recommend your last slot go to Antonio Banderas. I'm just getting that vibe from your post.

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ah yes Connelly by loteck, 09/30/2009 02:48:55 PM EST (none / 0)

5 (none / 0) (#40)
by anaesthetica on Wed Sep 30, 2009 at 11:18:04 PM EST

Yulia Tymoshenko Angelina Jolie Portia di Rossi (even though she's a lesbian) Karen O Natalie Portman

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