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i wuz in a parade lol

By LilDebbie in LilDebbie's Diary
Sun Aug 31, 2008 at 08:07:23 PM EST
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so our local anonymous cell decided this would be a good pr stunt and BOY WERE WE RIGHT. yesterday we gathered at wal-mart to obtain supplies to construct our longcat. i am pleased to report that i suck at hand sewing and teh wimminz blew us all out of the water in that department. fast forward to noon today. we're hanging out at the staging area in front of some weirdos promoting GOD for president (i didn't ask) and behind some granola hippies who graciously let us cut in front of them to put some space between our sound system and the GOD4PREZ'.

this chick carrying a bird on a stick which we later learned was broadcasting images to the internets over the city wifi. i have no idea where they got posted but point is being an internet person she shacked up with the us internet superheroes for the parade. i don't think i've been filmed/photographed dancing like a faggot as much in my life. once everyone catches up with their uploading i'll try to dig up something appropriately ridiculous. one of our own snapped this pic afterwards of me trying to hold down the vomit from the combination heat stroke/swallowed air. my hair's nappy from all the head-banging i did along the route.

the best part? the parade ran right in front of the local $cilon org, and they had their "free stress test" table out for the first time all summer, no doubt trying to capitalize on the assembled crowd. through the vagaries of fate, the parade happened to stop for a few minutes with us right in front of our special friends! nothing like having a bunch of masked freaks screaming "BURRITOS! CULT!" while alternately pointing at your "church" and the chipotle across the street, non-respectively.

epic faggotry ftw.

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i wuz in a parade lol | 24 comments (24 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)
sounds liberal (none / 1) (#1)
by Delirium on Sun Aug 31, 2008 at 08:23:13 PM EST

a parade about equality, art, bicycles, and free speech? for shame!

OOH WACKY ZANY (none / 1) (#4)
by Hiphopopotamus on Sun Aug 31, 2008 at 08:27:43 PM EST


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So, wait, what?... which float were you on again? (3.00 / 3) (#7)
by Harry B Otch on Sun Aug 31, 2008 at 08:31:26 PM EST

The BDSM consciousness-raising one, with the blaring Kruder & Dorfmeister soundtrack, or the one featuring the rainbow-afro'd clown in leather chaps throwing dental dams to all the children?

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so was my dog once- (none / 1) (#8)
by nononoitaintmebabe on Sun Aug 31, 2008 at 08:48:06 PM EST

but seriously, good for you.  

I WISH YOU'D TAKE A LONG PARADE (3.00 / 6) (#9)
by lonelyhobo on Sun Aug 31, 2008 at 08:49:46 PM EST

OFF A SHORT CLIFF

This is going to get me called a faggot, but (3.00 / 2) (#12)
by some nerd on Sun Aug 31, 2008 at 09:49:09 PM EST

keep it up. Yeah there are a hundred things which could have been done better regarding this, chief among them not getting the movement christened "anonymous" and thereby perhaps avoiding much of the retarded drama on the chans, but in the midst of LOL INTERNETS ... well. (jump forward to about 3:30.) Kind of brings it home to see real people in your own city having their lives ruined.

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yur hair is purty (3.00 / 2) (#13)
by undermyne on Sun Aug 31, 2008 at 09:58:48 PM EST



GhostOfTiber - "I also changed Obama's religion to "nigger" on wikipedia, it doesn
THIS IS THE PARADE WE HAD LAST NIGHT (3.00 / 2) (#14)
by Ruston Rustov on Sun Aug 31, 2008 at 10:04:43 PM EST

MY PICTURE IS AT THE LEFT WITH A MASK OVER IT

YOUR SON, DEBBIE

I had had incurable open sores all over my feet for sixteen years. The doctors were powerless to do anything about it. I told my psychiatrist that they were psychosomatic Stigmata - the Stigmata are the wounds Jesus suffered when he was nailed to the cross. Three days later all my sores were gone. -- Michael Crawford
Maybe tomorrow. -- Michael Crawford
As soon as she has her first period, fuck your daughter. -- localroger

Your mask is a portable glory hole (3.00 / 3) (#16)
by Wolf At Large on Sun Aug 31, 2008 at 11:34:44 PM EST

with double pump-action eye sockets.


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When I saw the headline (3.00 / 4) (#17)
by Nimey on Sun Aug 31, 2008 at 11:36:20 PM EST

I thought "gay pride?".

I wasn't too far off.
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I am arguably too manic to do that. -- Crawford
I already fuck my mother -- trane
Nimey is right -- Blastard
i am in complete agreement with Nimey -- i am a pretty big deal

I didn't make this parade, but (none / 1) (#20)
by Enlarged to Show Texture on Mon Sep 01, 2008 at 11:12:34 AM EST

I have been in more than one parade per summer for each of the last three at least, thanks to what I do when I'm not being a kuron...


"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -- Isaac Asimov
cocks on parade (3.00 / 2) (#23)
by Vampire Zombie Abu Musab al Zarqawi on Mon Sep 01, 2008 at 12:13:32 PM EST



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