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So I just bought some pince-nez.

By Wide Stance Bathroom in Wide Stance Bathroom's Diary
Thu Sep 06, 2007 at 11:22:16 PM EST
Tags: leet, 1337, anal, buttsex, rectum, pince-nez, glasses, truman, pua (all tags)

Aren't I just the leetest? Here is hi-rez photo for your enjoyment. I'm going to get them relensed to my prescription later this week. Together with the return of my beard, I'll be peacocking up a storm.

So that brings up the question, "How should I style my new beard?" I've narrowed it down to three choices: the Riker, the Amish,, and the porkchops.

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Poll

Beard style:

Porkchops (with goatee) 0%

Porkchops (sans goatee) 33%

Amish 11%

Riker 55%

WIPO 33%

Votes: 9
Results | Other Polls

So I just bought some pince-nez. | 7 comments (7 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

WIPO: The Everlast (3.00 / 2) (#1)
by fluxrad on Fri Sep 07, 2007 at 12:05:19 AM EST

there is only one way for a man to properly style his beard.

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"It is seldom liberty of any kind that is lost all at once."
-David Hume

IAWTP ~ by thugsonfilm, 09/07/2007 12:31:25 AM EST (none / 0)
Huh? Why? by claes, 09/07/2007 10:22:25 AM EST (2.00 / 2)

'cause then you really might know what it's like by fluxrad, 09/07/2007 03:55:39 PM EST (none / 1)

porkchops ftw (none / 0) (#2)
by LilDebbie on Fri Sep 07, 2007 at 12:12:44 AM EST

NT

My name is LilDebbie and I have a garden.
- hugin -

WIPO: The tobaccanist (3.00 / 3) (#4)
by BottleRocket on Fri Sep 07, 2007 at 12:44:03 AM EST

Take the sideburns at the bottom, and redirect them- not past the chin, but over the lip. Now you have a full facial coverage that evokes stained oak and a jaunty pipe.

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Yeah, they were leet (none / 1) (#5)
by sausalito on Fri Sep 07, 2007 at 07:57:30 AM EST

in 1850 or so.
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So I just bought some pince-nez. | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

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