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Daily Mail Crypto-Paedos?

By Ive Never Been In Love Before in Ive Never Been In Love Before's Diary
Wed Aug 08, 2007 at 12:49:30 PM EST
Tags: Paedophilia, Daily Mail (all tags)

The Daily Mail has long been regarded as a source of news and gossip for millions of Britons. But beyond the simple duties of providing the backbone of British society the information they demand is there a sinister scheme to corrupt all that is good and pure? Let's take a look at the evidence:

First we have a picture of a beautiful woman alongside a naked baby:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_01/mumbabyDM0608_468x424.jpg

Then we have a picture of a spice girl with her naked baby:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_01/Halliwell4XPS0708_468x511.jpg

The conclusion here is obvious, by publishing pictures of attractive women with naked babies the Daily Mail is arousing their male readers and simultaneously offering them something taboo associate with it. In short, the Daily Mail is the media arm of a paedohile recruiting ring.


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Daily Mail Crypto-Paedos? | 8 comments (8 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)
+1FP, Profound (3.00 / 4) (#1)
by Stick Apart on Wed Aug 08, 2007 at 12:55:26 PM EST

Excellent work, sir.
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Not just that, either (3.00 / 3) (#2)
by Enlarged to Show Texture on Wed Aug 08, 2007 at 01:23:10 PM EST

They also come up with sensationalist articles about how UK kids are starting puberty at like 6, 7 years old (I think there was a diary about this yesterday)...


"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -- Isaac Asimov
I hear they have a strong readership (3.00 / 4) (#3)
by uid 71137 on Wed Aug 08, 2007 at 01:42:32 PM EST

in Middlesbrough.

The reaction of the British press (3.00 / 6) (#7)
by TDS on Wed Aug 08, 2007 at 02:41:09 PM EST

to paedophiles is very interesting.

Sums it up I think.

What you're talking about has occured to me before. Everytime the Sun/Star reports a sexual crime story. The terrible details, and then on the same page or the next page, Dawn, 18, Hartlepool, is gamely getting them out in support of our boys in Iraq (saluting, camo hotpants), our boys playing football (wears football shorts), our Olympic bid (Union Flag knickers) or whatever sordid nonsense it is.

I wouldn't worry so much about the Mail, its only read by middle-aged/retired stuck-up old biddies of a sour and somewhat evil disposition who have social class and attitudes by either inheritance or marriage but not the education or experience to understand a proper newspaper.

And when we die, we will die with our hands unbound. This is why we fight.

Maybe they are just trying to infuse (1.33 / 3) (#8)
by thugsonfilm on Wed Aug 08, 2007 at 06:47:15 PM EST

that wacky, unscientific association between fucking naked women, impregnating them, and making babies. I know, weird, huh?

Otherwise, from all the media we've seen, sex clearly has very little association with baby making.

Max Hardcore never uses a condom. Why should you?

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