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My Gay Uncle Saw My Ass Today

By its that easy in its that easy's Diary
Mon Jul 16, 2007 at 01:46:50 PM EST
Tags: hi, ror (all tags)

Most days I wake up, grab a towel and underwear, and head for the bathroom. Today, as I was standing there emptying my bladder, I heard someone try the doorknob. It didn't give. I didn't think anythig of it, and had no reason to, so I went about my business and started rinsing the tub.

I dont know why, but I always let the hot water run for a minute, then take the detatchable showerhead off and give the tub a good spray.
Anyway, as I'm standing there hosing the tub down, I hear the door open and hear a gasp. Normally I would've froze up and said something but I was too doped up on benzo's. All I did was turn my head and look at my (gay) uncle standing there with the door wide open, oggling my naked body. Finally after about 5 seconds (far, far too long if you ask me) he closed the door and walked away.
Now I'm a bit worried. My mom is adopted, and my uncle isn't her biological brother, meaning me and my uncle dont share any blood. He's as queer as a plaid rabbit.
Im not a gay or anything, but there's definitely some sexual tension in the air now. When I got out of the bathroom he offered to make me breakfast (the first time he's ever done that) in this really feminine voice. He's also been bending over in front of me all day.
I'm not sure how to handle this.

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My Gay Uncle Saw My Ass Today | 14 comments (14 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

lol sexual tension (2.86 / 15) (#1)
by loteck on Mon Jul 16, 2007 at 01:48:49 PM EST

takes 2..
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mos def by LilDebbie, 07/17/2007 08:40:25 AM EST (none / 0)

Get him some flowers, silly! (3.00 / 9) (#2)
by BottleRocket on Mon Jul 16, 2007 at 01:57:09 PM EST

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ROR @ (3.00 / 8) (#3)
by undermyne on Mon Jul 16, 2007 at 01:57:13 PM EST

queer as a plaid rabbit.

Rite now, he is over on Husi (where all the plaid rabbits hang out) telling everyone that his nephew is a cock tease that left the bathroom door unlocked and stood bent over waiting for him to come in oogle.

"SEALED MASTICATION MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT? " thekubrix

I Am Afraid by its that easy, 07/16/2007 02:19:51 PM EST (none / 1)

oh come on by khallow, 07/16/2007 02:50:12 PM EST (3.00 / 6)

it's because gay people have enhanced gaydar (2.83 / 12) (#5)
by the spins on Mon Jul 16, 2007 at 02:06:24 PM EST

clearly you've tripped his something fierce.

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Solution: put a sign on the door (3.00 / 7) (#6)
by ClaimJumper on Mon Jul 16, 2007 at 02:14:27 PM EST

that says "Bathhouse". Your uncle, being a concerned citizen, will report it to the Board of Health and have it shut down. Or, he'll come right in and ass-rape you. It's win-win.

Vote Republican (none / 0) (#9)
by GhostOfTiber on Mon Jul 16, 2007 at 03:57:08 PM EST

That should scare him off.

[Nimey's] wife's ass is my cocksheath. - undermyne

Not the 'log cabin' republicans by thugsonfilm, 07/16/2007 05:59:51 PM EST (none / 0)

yeah seriously by GhostOfTiber, 07/16/2007 06:02:52 PM EST (none / 0)

What the hell? (3.00 / 2) (#10)
by Noexit on Mon Jul 16, 2007 at 05:32:59 PM EST

Just go for it, I mean, have you ever tried teh ghey secks? Don't be such a prude.

Egil, you're back! nt (3.00 / 4) (#11)
by thugsonfilm on Mon Jul 16, 2007 at 05:36:38 PM EST

My Gay Uncle Saw My Ass Today | 14 comments (14 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

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