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Catherine II and the Horsecock myth

By TDS in TDS's Diary
Sat Jun 23, 2007 at 02:24:59 PM EST
Tags: Horsecock (all tags)

Catherine II of Russia, "Catherine The Great" was immediately after her death, said to have died during a tryst with a horse. The exact rumours varied from saying that a special harness constructed to restrain the stallion failed and she was crashed to the claim that the sheer size of the engorged horsecock rendered internal injuries.

None of this is of course true.


Catherine actually died of a stroke in bed (albeit the stroke afflicted her whilst straining  on the toilet, rather like Elvis).

So what is the story behind the horsecock-related fiction itself?

Snopes suggests that it was the work of critics who wished to undermine Catherine's prestige and reputation, suggesting that to have a strong female ruler was considered unnatural. Others blame the French (as is usual). Still others point to the fact that whilst Catherine didn't have sex with animals, she was certainly well-known for being "hot to trot" with well over two hundred men.

The wider point here, relevant to feminist analysis, is the way in which sexual innuendo has always been used to undermine powerful women. Marie Antoinette was also accused of zoophilia within her lifetime, and whilst beastiality is rarely mentioned today, sexual innuendo is still used as a weapon in the armoury of the patriarchy against women in the public eye. An interesting footnote to this is that in Nancy Friday's books interviewing women about their sex lives zoophilia is surprisingly common and there are a number of allegedly true stories of intercourse with dogs. But not horses.

And with that Kuronia, I leave you, but see, diaries can contain both horsecock and rendeeming historical and sociological content.

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Catherine II and the Horsecock myth | 5 comments (5 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)
Not always (3.00 / 7) (#1)
by uid 71137 on Sat Jun 23, 2007 at 02:29:09 PM EST

Madeleine Albright was certainly a powerful woman some years ago, but the very thought of her having sex was too preposterous to be used against her.

WTF. (3.00 / 6) (#3)
by TDS on Sat Jun 23, 2007 at 03:42:38 PM EST

The No. 1 hit for "horsecock" in the UK is a David Milliband's agenda-setting speech "In tune with the I-can generation" written, fairly obviously, for his never realised (after senior cabinet ministers spoke to him in private) attempt on the labour leadership in contest with Gordon Brown.

This seems to be due to one comment refering to the contest as a "two horse race" and another bemoaning "cock up after cock up".

Google works in mysterious ways.

And when we die, we will die with our hands unbound. This is why we fight.

Depends on the historical context (3.00 / 2) (#4)
by JulianConrad on Sat Jun 23, 2007 at 08:02:14 PM EST

Greek myths have Zeus and other gods taking on the forms of male animals to perform their hook ups with mortal babes. Ancient Greeks might not have found the Catherine story completely preposterous, though they'd wonder why a god would take the form of a stallion to shag an old woman.

So it would seem. (3.00 / 3) (#5)
by livus on Sun Jun 24, 2007 at 01:12:47 AM EST

Jennifer Berdahl's uppity women study found that sexual harrassment in the workplace is directed at the challenging rather than at the sexay, which seems to support yr point here.

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