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By IncubatedVitamin in IncubatedVitamin's Diary
Mon May 29, 2006 at 04:05:31 AM EST
Tags: sex (all tags)

i went to a japanese massage parlor tonight.. i have never had a massage before, let alone a japanese massage. it sucked.


my roommate hyped up the place as the next best thing since sliced bread. so i show up and request the baddest masseuse available at the time. i am placed in a small 9x9 room and am told to wait. soon after the door opens and in walks the hottest japanese woman i've ever seen. she was about 5'4, 140lbs, C cup, giant ass. i was surprised.

she tells me to get undressed and leads me into a room where she gives me a very quick shower. its a bit awkward, since this is the first time i've ever done something like this. i try to pass time by asking questions. she replies with laughs, smiles, and one word answers. soon after my shower is over and she leads me back to my personal room.

while i lay on my back, she gives me a mediocre message. i've had better, but i wasn't expecting much for the amount i've paid. suddenly she turns me over and starts kissing on my stomach. she keeps going down until she wraps her mouth around my member. as she goes down, i feel something strange. i look down. she had manipulated a condom with her tounge onto my dick. she proceeds to give me a blowjob.

soon she is on top, fucking me like i was in a porn movie. straddling my body, feet planted flat on the bed, she rides me. at first i fear that i will come in a matter of seconds, but that fear subsides after i give into the pleasure of the moment. she stops, hops off, and in an animated voice says "get up". i look at her and she breaks out the same goofy smile that attracted me when she first walked in. "okay", i say as i hop off the bed.

she lays down and looks me right in the eyes, "do whatever you want to me". i hop onto her eagerly like a dog in head, but stop short when i'm on top of her. i have a twinge of regret, for whatever reason she choose this as her profession. i stare at her big eyes for a moment, she pinches my nipple and asks what i'm waiting for.

"what do like the most?", i ask.

"anything you want", she replies. i look at her again and proceed to slowly find my way into her. i drop down and begin to kiss her lightly on her neck. she giggles and pulls away. i fuck her like she was my personal real doll. i setup my rhythm and enjoy it, suddenly she slaps me lightly on the face. "time's up, time's up". what? 5 minutes earlier, a japanese voice shouted through the door. at the time i wasn't aware that was my cue.

with my rhythm broken, i feel myself go limp. i should have taken a viagra before i went. i try fucking her some more, but it becomes an excercise in futility. i roll off and thank her for her time. she cleans me up, helps me get dressed, and leads me out of the room. my roommate is standing outside with a huge grin on his face.

"so?", he asks me.

"it was great!", i reply. i couldn't let him down. in the future, i will be soliciting my sexual jollies from someone at the neighboring club.. not a massage parlor.

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japanese massage parlor | 12 comments (12 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)
nice (3.00 / 3) (#1)
by trane on Mon May 29, 2006 at 04:18:15 AM EST

cumming is just another tool of the man to perpetuate the values that lead to the overpopulation problem we have today.

you are easily distracted (none / 1) (#4)
by nostalgiphile on Mon May 29, 2006 at 07:25:17 AM EST

A sure sign of old age. Yeah, take the viagra next time...then report back here.

"Depending on your perspective you are an optimist or a pessimist[,] and a hopeless one too." --trhurler
how much does something like that cost, anyway? (none / 0) (#5)
by billt on Mon May 29, 2006 at 09:56:12 AM EST



-1 that's not a massage (3.00 / 2) (#8)
by livus on Mon May 29, 2006 at 10:25:31 PM EST

that was a visit to a sex worker.

Damn you puritans, I read the first 3 paras of this thinking I was going to learn the pros and cons of Japanese massage.

There's a Chinese guy up the road here who will give me a half hour Chinese Massage for $30 but I sure as shit don't want him to start kissing my stomach.

I don't know, I've heard Japanese massage is really  sore but works really well. Or I could just get a western style massage. I don't know much about massage. Maybe I should do an Ask K5 now that you've so cruelly led me on with this diary.

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