has anyone ever had this problem? By lostincali in lostincali's Diary Sat Nov 25, 2006 at 11:19:11 AM EST Tags: technology and culture from the trenches, toilets, pooping, life, muh dick, potential for hideous infection, etc, user diary, k5 is dying (all tags)
	Of course, I'm referring to shallow toilets.

So at this house that I just moved into, the toilets are really shallow. It seems like they were made for kids or something. I don't know if anyone has ever experienced such a thing, but believe me when I say that it's horrible. I'm sure everyone is familiar that when you're pushing hard to shit, sometimes you pee a little bit too. This normally isn't a problem since you can just point your dick downwards into the toilet and voila, everything is right in the world. But not in this toilet. You see, this toilet is too fucking shallow for that. Instead, you're faced with a terrible decision. You can either let your dick hang downwards into the toilet, terrifyingly close to either the sidewalls of the toilet bowl or the toilet water itself, OR, you can hold your dick up and out of the toilet, risking urine drippage. Neither one of these is really a very appealing option. I really don't want to open myself up to a terrible infection by dipping my cock in that water, nor do I want to spray urine around the bathroom. Alternatively, I guess I could squat, but it's still a little worrisome, because I'd have to maintain the squat or my dick would be dipped in toilet water. Even were the tip to barely touch, I'd be thoroughly freaked out. That's where the opening is anyways, so I'd assume it's the part most vulnerable to infection. I try to poop as often as I can away from home these days. It's weird because when I was little, I only wanted to poop on my own toilet. Of course that toilet didn't confront me with this awful dilemma. Everybody poops. But what is the man with a shallow toilet to do?

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