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Debate on whether double penetration is gay

By eihandgranate39 in eihandgranate39's Diary
Mon Jan 24, 2005 at 09:55:03 PM EST
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I have some guys at work who are constantly bragging about how they run trains on girls and things like that.  I don't like the idea of seeing another dude's weiner.  Does anyone else think this is a little gay?

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Debate on whether double penetration is gay | 17 comments (17 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)
Gay (3.00 / 3) (#1)
by AnomymousCoward on Mon Jan 24, 2005 at 09:58:17 PM EST

I see no reason for it. You already know she's a whore, if you can't get the job done alone, and have to have someone else help you out, you've got other problems.

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gay (3.00 / 7) (#2)
by Maggot Overlord on Mon Jan 24, 2005 at 10:02:44 PM EST

if you're in the same room as another man, and you're both nude and sporting boners, you're gayer than ru paul.

Apparently... (1.50 / 2) (#3)
by eeg3 on Mon Jan 24, 2005 at 10:06:43 PM EST

Your coworkers are losers who have to piggy back on others to get laid by whores.

Point and laugh at them, and gloat about having sex with a girl alone. Oh wait... nevermind. You can just laugh.

Running the train increases your chance of getting AIDS, as well. So... keep your distance.

-- eeg3(.com)

Either gay, (none / 0) (#4)
by Nosf3ratu on Mon Jan 24, 2005 at 10:16:03 PM EST

or they have a distorted view of sex, given to them by Gonzo porn and/or mass media sludge.


Woo!
Well... (none / 1) (#5)
by Icehouseman on Mon Jan 24, 2005 at 10:20:25 PM EST

What if that's what the girl wants, that's the only way you can get some? Well, wait, I'd try to find another girl. Ok, dumb answer. Yeah, it's gay.
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Other combinations? (3.00 / 2) (#6)
by theGirlShirl on Mon Jan 24, 2005 at 11:17:29 PM EST

I assume none of you would have a problem with 2 women being involved in a threesome, despite the fact that, by your definition, that would also be 'gay'.

Double penetration which way? (3.00 / 3) (#9)
by Kasreyn on Mon Jan 24, 2005 at 11:59:36 PM EST

I'd say the bitchwich (both rear holes at once) is definitely gayer than the front-and-back DP. Think about it for about 1.1 seconds and you'll see why.

Of course, triple penetration and trains are even gayer. Ever see one of those train or bukkake pornos? The guys all standing in a line wanking so they can be ready when their turn comes? Well for one thing, sloppy seconds (or thirds, or fifty-sevenths) are nasty and gay as hell. For another, notice that those guys can't actually see the chick, therefore they are wanking while looking at each others' hairy asses. GAY.

I agree with the others who mentioned that being unable to get a woman in bed alone is lame. However, I think they're trying to be proud of getting a woman to agree to something degrading. Of course, it is them who are degraded. The woman just got fucked by two losers, which almost equals one good fuck.


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What Kind (none / 0) (#10)
by TheOnlyCoolTim on Tue Jan 25, 2005 at 12:31:12 AM EST

Fingercuffs, like in Chasing Amy, I would say is not necessarily gay.

Anything else has a little gay, because you're all rubbing your parts against each other.

Tim
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Not (none / 1) (#11)
by IceTitan on Tue Jan 25, 2005 at 02:33:42 AM EST

I know at least one girl I'd love to dp. And I don't consider myself gay.
Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
It depends on the sex of the penetratee. (3.00 / 3) (#12)
by Danzig on Tue Jan 25, 2005 at 04:25:20 AM EST

And besides, they could be bi. I just wonder why people want to do it. Personally I am too selfish to share with another guy. What benefit is there to me? To say nothing of the logistics.

Who the hell brags about running a train? "I got seconds/thirds/fourths; that makes me a man! A virile man!!!" I mean, bragging about the details is bad (pathetic) enough already.

You are not a fucking Fight Club quotation.
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hey, (1.50 / 2) (#13)
by rodney on Tue Jan 25, 2005 at 06:04:43 AM EST

wanna oil up and rub cocks?
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i do dp all the time (3.00 / 2) (#14)
by j1mmy on Tue Jan 25, 2005 at 10:54:13 AM EST

and i don't need another man to help me.

WIPO neither (none / 0) (#17)
by livus on Thu Jan 27, 2005 at 02:21:41 AM EST

I mean, it sure as hell isn't heterosexual, but on the other hand I can't imagine a gay man thinking it was a fantastic thing to do on friday night, either.

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