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Ask K5: How do you make crack?

By Burt Cocaine in Burt Cocaine's Diary
Tue Oct 18, 2005 at 07:51:35 PM EST
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I was sitting on my porch last night when this drunk asshole comes up and starts shit with me. I was drunk too, so I got out my 'gat (really just a .25 revolver, barely a starter pistol) and put a bullet in his eye. That shut him up quick and forever.

The area I live in is fairly nice ie. not the ghetto, so I had to drag the body inside real quick before the yuppies called The Man. While I'm trying to lay newspapers under the corpse so he doesn't bleed all over my hardwood floors, I notice something fall out of his shirt. It's a kilo of cocaine! And it was the good shit (I tried a line...I was tired.)

So, I figure I should profit from this murder. Does anyone here know how to make crack cocaine?

I figure you have to mix in some Arm and Hammer baking soda, some water, then boil the mixture. I've read recipies on the Internets that suggest mixing in coriander and Grand Marnier into the mix. That seems weird, but I want to make high quality crack.
Really, all I want is to sell this stuff to some crack heads and maybe make enough to buy a new TV, maybe take my girlfriend out for a nice steak dinner.
Anyway, gotta get back to the grim task of chopping up this body so I can throw it in a lake somewhere. Or maybe I'll just go the easy route and dissolve it in the bathtub with some acid.
That'll stink up the place. Better get some Glade air freshners while I'm at it.

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Ask K5: How do you make crack? | 12 comments (12 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

You have the lowest standards (none / 0) (#1)
by Lemon Juice on Tue Oct 18, 2005 at 07:53:58 PM EST

of any dope dealer ever. Buy a TV and go out to dinner? A Kilo of cocaine is worth more than that.

expectations. by Lemon Juice, 10/18/2005 07:56:39 PM EST (none / 0)

Baking soda? (none / 1) (#3)
by awgsilyari on Tue Oct 18, 2005 at 08:19:51 PM EST

That's ghetto. You need to use some sodium hydroxide. Dissolve coke in water. Add 0.1M NaOH solution dropwise until freebase no longer precipitates. Seperate solids with filter paper, rinse well with distilled water.

Same procedure works on any alkaloid acid salt. In fact, transition from acid salt to freebase and back again is the basis of most alkaloid purification processes, since the acid salt is water soluble, and the freebase is ether-soluble.

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heh (none / 0) (#4)
by trane on Tue Oct 18, 2005 at 08:21:23 PM EST

i've watched numerous dealers cook up powder. never had the patience to do it myself though. a couple times i tried with a small amount of powder in a spoon, but it wasn't real successful.

once i saw some red crack that had been cooked up with wine apparently. didn't buy it though, it looked too weird.

i've also smoked coconut-flavored crack (they add flavoring to cover up the taste of all the synthetic shit in it). not one of my favorites.

I'll bite... (none / 0) (#5)
by bighappyface on Tue Oct 18, 2005 at 08:27:36 PM EST

How do you know it's a kilo?

And this info is anywhere on the net.

Google it you fucking retard [text] (none / 0) (#6)
by lonelyhobo on Tue Oct 18, 2005 at 08:31:46 PM EST

Do I look like your personal research library?

google: the solution of the idiot by weedaddict, 10/18/2005 11:26:37 PM EST (none / 0)

I believe (none / 1) (#7)
by AlwaysAnonyminated on Tue Oct 18, 2005 at 08:53:08 PM EST

you should make freebase, for it is more pure. First, dissolve the powder cocaine in water to remove any cut. Then, use ammonia and add it to the powder cocaine until it dissolves. Now, filter the solution.

NH3 + HCoc+ → NH4+ + Coc.

That is what just happened. You can use diethyl ether to remove any cocaine trapped in the ammonia, but this is very dangerous to do, as diethyl ether will blow you up like Richard Pryor. ALSO GO HERE NEGRO.
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All you need is some cocaine, and baking soda (none / 1) (#8)
by Love Child of Baldrson and HollyHopDrive on Tue Oct 18, 2005 at 08:56:19 PM EST

and I think I tasted eggs and cinnamon. It's called crack, and it's so easy to make.

trane: Eventually the human race will realize that scientific progress is (almost always) slowed down by lies, and promote truth, justice and the American way over lying, discrimination, and the lesser American way.

holy shit (none / 0) (#9)
by thankyougustad on Tue Oct 18, 2005 at 09:35:19 PM EST

a kilo? A gram costs me a fifty spot. Also, you people on this website know way too much about crack. Shame on you all.

No no thanks no
Je n'aime que le bourbon
no no thanks no
c'est une affaire de goût.

50!? I get it for 20... um never mind! by neozeed, 10/18/2005 09:59:10 PM EST (none / 0)

Why on earth (none / 0) (#12)
by richarj on Wed Oct 19, 2005 at 12:58:52 AM EST

would anyone with 1KG of nearly pure cocaine walk around drunk. Unless that person stole it off someone else. I must of missed this episode of CSI what is the outcome?

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Ask K5: How do you make crack? | 12 comments (12 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

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