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QTNA: Why Don't Jewish Girls Swallow?

By pertubation theory in pertubation theory's Diary
Fri Mar 05, 2004 at 08:59:36 PM EST
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My friend recently observed that Jewish girls tend to have big funbags but that no Jewish girl he'd ever ridden wanted to swallow. I've heard this before from other sources.

So K5ers why don't Jewish girls like to swallow? Or is this a myth?

Maybe that scary dude Baldrson can answer this one?

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QTNA: Why Don't Jewish Girls Swallow? | 18 comments (18 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

Haha Zyklon Baldrson. (2.25 / 4) (#1)
by hettb on Fri Mar 05, 2004 at 09:04:53 PM EST

I don't have a name.

I used to have one, and a lot of people would like to know what it is.

Some call me Hettb, and as a name it suffices.

I've been called many things.

A burglar, a hoodlum, a criminal.

I prefer to think of myself as a gentleman thief.

And tonight, I've something potentially rewarding in store.

Why would Baldrson know? (3.00 / 7) (#2)
by Danzig on Fri Mar 05, 2004 at 09:10:50 PM EST

He got turned down by a Jewish chick, remember? That's why he hates Jews.

You are not a fucking Fight Club quotation.
rmg for editor!
If you disagree, moderate, don't post.
Kill whitey.

To fuck a jew (1.76 / 13) (#3)
by Michael Moore on Fri Mar 05, 2004 at 09:11:19 PM EST

one would first have to be willing to touch one.

--
"My life was more improved by a single use of [ecstasy] than someone's life is made worse by becoming a heroin addict." -- aphrael

I am pulling this out of my ass: (3.00 / 5) (#4)
by TheOnlyCoolTim on Fri Mar 05, 2004 at 09:26:53 PM EST

But I believe it is more or less sacrilege worthy of double probation and six day's cooties if you let loose the sacred semen anywhere but in the vagina.

Tim
"We are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death."

The Sin of Onan by unknownlamer, 03/05/2004 09:39:18 PM EST (3.00 / 4)

Ah! by bigchris, 03/06/2004 01:49:04 AM EST (none / 0)

Contraceptives by unknownlamer, 03/06/2004 10:21:41 AM EST (none / 0)

What is the difference (2.50 / 4) (#5)
by kobayashi on Fri Mar 05, 2004 at 09:34:05 PM EST

between having a jewish girlfriend and a set of dunlop tyres ?

A. Eventually the tyres will go down on you.

You don't know WTFYTA [nt] by awgsilyari, 03/06/2004 01:58:24 AM EST (none / 0)

Uh, hellooooooo (3.00 / 8) (#7)
by Hide The Hamster on Fri Mar 05, 2004 at 11:08:29 PM EST

Milk and meat! Can't have it both ways, Scooby!

Free spirits are a liability.

August 8, 2004: "it certainly is" and I had engaged in a homosexual tryst.

What is the obsession? (3.00 / 6) (#8)
by Arduinothor The Vile on Sat Mar 06, 2004 at 12:35:29 AM EST

Why does it matter if a woman swallows the crap coming out of your dick?

All you should be caring about is sensory stimulation. She can continue to pleasure you after you blow your wad without having to swallow.

When I hear a "man" talk about this, they always sound like a little boy who feels powerful because someone swallowed something that is as important to him as the shit they took at the MacDonald's that morning just after breakfast.

... or perhaps the internet is populated by males who download more gigs of porn per month than they have sex in a week.

Arduinothor The Vile
- Are we not men?

I think you've got things backwards by Baldrson Neutralizer, 03/06/2004 02:03:36 AM EST (3.00 / 3)

You're about as sharp as a bag full of hammers n/t by Arduinothor The Vile, 03/06/2004 02:14:58 AM EST (none / 1)

and you're about as dry as your 'girlfriends' twat by Baldrson Neutralizer, 03/06/2004 02:38:13 AM EST (3.00 / 4)

I'm useless. (none / 1) (#9)
by j1mmy on Sat Mar 06, 2004 at 01:48:12 AM EST

There's really nothing I can contribute to this discussion, and the ways things are going, there never will be.

My girl is a Jewish girl. (3.00 / 4) (#11)
by awgsilyari on Sat Mar 06, 2004 at 01:56:16 AM EST

As your experience indicates, she doesn't swallow.

She does, however, take facials. And I've got the fucking AVIs to prove it.

No, I won't give them to you.

--------
Please direct SPAM to john@neuralnw.com

Maybe Jewish girls (3.00 / 5) (#16)
by omrib on Sat Mar 06, 2004 at 07:08:03 AM EST

don't go out with idiots who compare their performance with other idiots.

Thank you for the complement. [nt] (none / 0) (#18)
by Arduinothor The Vile on Sat Mar 06, 2004 at 10:56:30 AM EST

QTNA: Why Don't Jewish Girls Swallow? | 18 comments (18 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

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