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Fuckin keep a nigga babies.

By Nigga in Nigga's Diary
Sat Jun 21, 2003 at 01:46:45 PM EST
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The story is as old as time.
Bitch says she's on the pill.
Nigga gets buckwild on dat shit and hits it raw dawg
The nigga knows he should still pull out and ejaculate into a hello kitty mug instead of the bitch's pussy
But he's too into that shit
Bitch is fuckin pregnant with her keep a nigga baby

On the real though... all you fuckin bitches with your keep a nigga babies can go to hell.
Get a fucking clue... it doens't work. Not since the 60's. Single moms is a niggas fault?!?! BULL FUCKING SHIT! IT's these dumb ass silly hos that think they can keep a nigga with a keep a nigga baby that's causing all deez social problems.
I swear to god get me in charge of the law... this shit here gets in the books asap:
1. If a bitch is gonna go on birth control she registers into a database that she legally certifies she'll be totally responsible for any pregnancy.
2. Create an web application freely browsable by niggaz to see the current status of bitches. So like you can go to a 'net cafe, pick up on a bitch... get her all hot and ready to fuck, go log into the database ask her for her photo ID, enter her drivers lic. # into the search engine and pull back a full history of her registration. And if her current registration doesn't expire for more than a month you know you got that long to hit that shit raw dawg.
3. If a bitch currently registered as being responsible for her birth control *does* get preggo then the father has no legal obligation for that shit... the bitch can just either get an abortion, put it up for adoption, or keep it, but the nigga aint got nothin to do with it.
In the mean time I mostly travel to less industrialized foreign countries to get my raw pussy fix. I'm not sure how many illegitimate children I have in south america... but fuck dude oh my god if you aint ever had a brazilian women you're fucked.

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Fuckin keep a nigga babies. | 9 comments (9 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

Dude (5.00 / 8) (#1)
by Tex Bigballs on Sat Jun 21, 2003 at 01:47:56 PM EST

this is precisely the reason why god invented coathangers and hard staircases.

Don't forget steel-toed boots by thenick, 06/21/2003 02:40:53 PM EST (5.00 / 3)

Fuckin A... you and me both... but don't worry by Tex Bigballs, 06/21/2003 02:45:47 PM EST (5.00 / 5)

Will you do me a favor? by zeufii, 06/21/2003 02:59:59 PM EST (5.00 / 3)

I have extensively consulted the user moderation by Tex Bigballs, 06/21/2003 03:03:18 PM EST (5.00 / 3)

you're behind the times... (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by pb on Sat Jun 21, 2003 at 01:56:47 PM EST

...the bitchez beat you to it, yo!
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Hello John. (none / 0) (#3)
by ti dave on Sat Jun 21, 2003 at 02:10:01 PM EST

I'd like a pair of Ostrich-leather boots, size 12 please.

You know where to send them.

I'd like to put a bullet in your head, Ti_Dave. ~DominantParadigm

In the wise words of Dr. Dre... (4.75 / 4) (#4)
by SamuraiJack on Sat Jun 21, 2003 at 02:37:11 PM EST

Ed-ucation

Aww they say uhh..
.. a black man is a pimp
Well let me tell you the biggest pimp
on planet motherfuckin Earth, is her momma
It's her MOMMA that told her,
"Get a man that got a good job gurl!
Make sure he got a good car gurl!
Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!"
What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass --
-- just cause you love the nigga?
But +I'm+ the pimp motherfucker!
I gotta be the player!

Biggest hoes, on planet Earth..
.. are walkin through the motherfuckin neighborhood
You KNEW when you got with the nigga he already had a woman
You knew he already had a family
but you fucked him anyway!!!
And then when you thought you gon' lose the nigga
you went and got pregant - didn't you bitch, DIDN'T YOU!!
THE OL' KEEP A NIGGA BABY
And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you tell the child?
"Aww that nigga ain't shit, that's why yo' daddy ain't here;
cause that nigga ain't shit."
How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth
that yo' momma, you was a hoe!
TELL THE KID!
Momma was a hoe, I was weekend pussy
I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out
that's why he ain't here - but he a good nigga
cause he take care of his REAL family
I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that I wanted

Re: Welfare cases procreating like wabbits. (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by Fredrick Doulton on Sat Jun 21, 2003 at 03:29:45 PM EST

So what is this now, illegitimate child number 8?
How much do you want to bet at least 5 of them are crack babies?
Don't sweat it broham. Just sit back with a bucket of fried chicken and a 40 of schlitz malt liquor and fuggeddaboudit.

_{Bush/Cheney 2004! - "Because we've still got more people to kill"}

Fuckin keep a nigga babies. | 9 comments (9 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

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