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Google Dance

By kpaul in Technology
Tue Jan 28, 2003 at 04:07:40 AM EST
Tags: Internet (all tags)
Internet

You may not know it, but as I type, Google is dancing. And I'm not talking about the 'Google Dance' held by Google that includes human beings getting their groove on. I am talking about the period of time days before Google finalizes the update to its indexes.

Never heard of the Google Dance? It's an interesting event that happens (roughly) once a month and causes quite a stir in some web circles with frustrated, ecstatic, and confused people coming together at WebmasterWorld to talk about the Google Dance.


While I haven't been able to yet locate the person who coined the term Google Dance (I'm sure they'll be crawling out of the woodwork now), the phrase causes a sense of nervous anticipation in certain types of people on the 'net. Those affected are usually known as SEOs (search engine optimizers). Also interesting to note is that it's usually those new to the scene as the more seasoned veterans know there's nothing to do but wait, so they work on their sites instead of surfing message boards talking about the update.

Although I consider myself a hardcore Googlephile, I have to admit I'd never heard of the Google Dance until around July of last year. It was then when, fed up with current corporate policies and politics, I began directing my energies to my websites again, something I'd neglected for a year or so. After launching a new site last July, I became serious about it again and began to dig on the 'net for better ways to market and increase traffic.

In the past, I'd been caught in the trap of the 'free-for-all' links, naively thinking that if I added my site to as many of these as I could my traffic would suddenly soar through the roof. As anyone who has any knowledge of free-for-all link services (aka link farms), it did not help at all and even hindered me a little.

Last year, though, I stumbled on the Google News forum at WebmasterWorld and quickly began devouring the vast deposits of SEO information I found there. I'd never heard of a SEO before, but as I lurked and read, I learned a lot.

For instance, as is often the case with 'hackers,' there are good SEOs who play by the rules and also SEOs who are into the 'black arts.' Negative SEO work includes techniques like cloaking, using hidden text, and other spammy methods to try to trick the search engines into ranking them high in the listings. On the other hand, good SEOs are interested in making their pages as bot friendly as they can without using deceptive and devious methods. It's a fine line.

After studying for a while, it finally began to dawn on my how much damage I'd done a year previous by signing up for all of the free-for-all lists. Luckily, though, none of them were showing up in my backlinks anymore, and I didn't seem to have any penalty attached to my domain. Being conscious about Googlebot (what it likes and doesn't like) made me cautious when promoting my website. Somehow I got lucky in attracting the famed Google freshbot and was able to experience a fairly cool everflux - but that's another article.

I digress. Let's get back to the Google Dance. What is it? Simply stated, it's a period of time when all of the Google servers in all the Google datacenters are synching up. You see, with that many servers, they can't really just flip a switch whenever they re-index the web. Instead, the 'new' results are loaded on a single server, which slowly makes its way from one server to another.

Some enterprising people eventually figured out that a www2.google.com and www3.google.com existed. And not only that, but during a certain time of the month, they showed different SERPs (search engine results pages)! Hence all the hoopla about the dance each month. (And no, the Google Update isn't started here).

Google doesn't officially announce the start of its updates, but you can tell when the dance starts if the 'backlinks' (the number of sites pointing to an URL) for yahoo.com are different on www, www2, and www3. To test this yourself, go to Google and type in 'link:yahoo.com' and you should get the total number of results near the top. Next, go to www2.google.com and repeat the process. When the mass update begins, the number of results on the three servers will be different for a while.

During the dance, people are known to get a little goofy, nervous or both. I guess if my whole business depended on search engines sending me traffic, I would concentrate on putting my eggs in other baskets. It's somewhat amusing (in a weird way) to read the WebmasterWorld Google Dance thread and see people freaking out if their site disappears from the index or slips in ranking. Also interesting (especially the last few months) is to see GoogleGuy (a Google employee who posts anonymously at WebmasterWorld but was verfied as legit by the people who run the site) offer advice and hints.

I have to admit, I've found myself once or twice at one Google Dance Tool site or another to see how my pet phrases were doing and if I'd managed to keep my #1 spots for vanity searches.

What starts as a dance ends as a new index for all the Google servers in all the Google datacenters. As last September showed us, though, sometimes another dance starts after the Google Dance, a dance where people express their dislike of Google's efforts toward a more searchable (usable) web. The furor over the September 2002 update was enough that it got a mention on both Wired and "that other site."

Will the natives get restless and start a new dance for a new bot on the block? Only time will tell.

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Google Dance | 70 comments (57 topical, 13 editorial, 0 hidden)
Random thought-o-the-day (3.42 / 7) (#11)
by pistols on Mon Jan 27, 2003 at 11:20:58 PM EST

This monthly pattern of apprehension, excitement and edginess seems oddly feminine to me. Does anyone know Google's gender?

OT, but... (2.66 / 3) (#13)
by dissonant on Mon Jan 27, 2003 at 11:50:50 PM EST

...someone should really remix the "Safety Dance" into the "Google Dance".

doo doo dee dee, doo doo doo dee dee, doo doo dee dee doo

hanging out on WMW (3.00 / 2) (#15)
by danny on Tue Jan 28, 2003 at 01:30:21 AM EST

WebmasterWorld is a decent place to hang out - lots of newbies and cluelessness, it's true, but also some really cluey people posting and the occasional gem. I've posted over 250 messages myself :-)

I seem to have lost my PageRank 8 in the latest Google update... but my two sites seem to randomly oscillate between 7 and 8.

Danny.
[900 book reviews and other stuff]

It's a dirty job, somebody's gotta do it (2.77 / 9) (#17)
by carbon on Tue Jan 28, 2003 at 01:51:31 AM EST

It's an interesting event that happens (roughly) once a month...

In other words, Google is PMSing? It's "that time of the month again"?

I'm sorry. It had to be said by somebody. Better me than someone who would've continued several paragraphs more.


Wasn't Dr. Claus the bad guy on Inspector Gadget? - dirvish
"autopr0n" (4.50 / 4) (#18)
by autopr0n on Tue Jan 28, 2003 at 02:01:06 AM EST

For a long time, autopr0n.com was the first search result when searching for the name of the site "autopr0n" Now it's like on the 3rd page, after my k5 user page, and tons of sites that talk about my page once and link to it. It's fucking weird and annoying. (and yes, I got a lot if hits from people searching for "autopr0n" on google. Don't ask me why)

Google blows, it's all about alltheweb


[autopr0n] got pr0n?
autopr0n.com is a categorically searchable database of porn links, updated every day (or so). no popups!
Great article (5.00 / 2) (#20)
by NeoSeo on Tue Jan 28, 2003 at 02:46:10 AM EST

There are so few that really understand the update and what the fuss is all about that it's nice to see it given justice.

>woodwork.

Best I can figure, it was started at the 'plex as a marketing tool. Same with the www2/3 - they were leaked. They use the time between the start and the finish of the update to double check the index quality with the public. Who whould know better than the webmasters who have the most to gain and lose.

>login

Webmasterworld gets used and abused by bots (hey, they are all search engine guys and a few hundred thousand hits a day just for bots is a bit excessive don't cha think). They finally required login from some of the most egregious isps (eg: ya, those fun loving spider happy guys on cable).


login (2.33 / 3) (#21)
by Djinh on Tue Jan 28, 2003 at 04:47:56 AM EST

Why do this article's links only point to a site which requires a login?

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Image, image, image (3.00 / 2) (#33)
by srichman on Tue Jan 28, 2003 at 11:27:38 AM EST

There seems to be an abnormally large number of attractive and semi-attractive women in the Google Dance 2002 photos, particularly for a tech company. Certainly can't hurt recruiting ("Ok, Nancy, now be sure to take a lot of pix of the hotties for the website."). Or have I just spent too much time in Boston, the Land of Markedly Unattractive People, and forgotten what life is like in California?

I doubt it. (4.00 / 4) (#38)
by /dev/trash on Tue Jan 28, 2003 at 01:31:45 PM EST

a Google employee who posts anonymously at WebmasterWorld but was verfied as legit by the people who run the site)

A website will say anything to keep the traffic up.  Inventing a poster named GoogleGuy seems way to easy to me.

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My article on search engine optimization (3.83 / 6) (#39)
by MichaelCrawford on Tue Jan 28, 2003 at 01:45:01 PM EST

My consulting business website has very good rankings at Google for terms related to my business.

I didn't use any spammy tricks to achieve this. I didn't pay an SEO service. Anyone can do it, but it takes patience and hard work. I share all my secrets in How to Promote Your Business on the Internet.

You will find that the article started out as a K5 comment that I posted.


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Well, that explains where the traffic went (none / 0) (#40)
by Wah on Tue Jan 28, 2003 at 02:10:42 PM EST

I had some serious k5 (google loves us) mojo working on the 'miller lite commercial' last week.  My story got indexed about 20 hours after I posted it.  We had nearly 10,000 pageviews for that one posting.  I even took a picture (and noted how accurate google adwords are), and now it's all gone.  BTW, the blond and brunette do eventually get it on, for all you horndogs in the crowd.

At least now I know why my rank drops so dramatically in such a short period of time.  The same thing happened after American Idol finished up. For a couple days this page was no.1 for 'who won american idol'.  Ah, well, have to find better ways to, umm, do curious things with media and attention.
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Fail to Obey?

Is it just me... (4.00 / 4) (#55)
by skim123 on Wed Jan 29, 2003 at 01:46:00 AM EST

It's one thing to make an ass out of yourself trying to dance at a computer science function, it's another to have a picture on the Internet where you are caught drunkenly staring at a coworker's rack.

Money is in some respects like fire; it is a very excellent servant but a terrible master.
PT Barnum


Google analysis (3.50 / 2) (#67)
by mackstann on Sun Feb 02, 2003 at 06:12:27 AM EST

Ok, for my website, I insert a database entry for every hit, noting referring url, ip, browser, time, etc. This is for fun statistics analysis. My site is down right now, due to my Debian->NetBSD upgrade, but you can see the google cache of my google tracking page. As explained on the page, it parses the referring url of every hit with a referrer of google, and then extracts some interesting information, including the exact text the searcher typed into google.

In a (not so?) ironic twist of fate, the page itself (with all of those catchy buzzwords in one page) started getting lots of search hits from google, so I had to add it to robots.txt :)

In soviet russia... (none / 0) (#69)
by GRiNGO on Mon Feb 03, 2003 at 08:19:56 AM EST

...search engines read you!

Check the link before you give me a 1! The link on the main page of BBC News (on the right hand side) said: "How Searches Read You". I found this amusing...

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"I send you to Baghdad a long time. Nobody find you. Do they care, buddy?" - Three Kings


something is definitely wrong with the internet (none / 0) (#70)
by ibbie on Thu Feb 06, 2003 at 03:44:13 PM EST

when your search engine is doing the cabbage patch on a monthly basis.

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george washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted doing it. now, do you know why his father didn't punish him? because george still had the axe in his hand.
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