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8===D
The first one started out as a normal smiley :-). You can modify it slightly, to be a laughing smiley instead :-D. From there, maybe you want to add bulging eyes 8-D. Then you think to yourself, "Hey me, it would be funny to have a monkey emoticon!" so you add the wide nose common to monkeys 8=D. Still, you think it doesn't look right, because monkey faces are longer than humans, so you extend the nose. 8==D Congratulations, you now accidentally created an ascii phallus.
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Another easy mistake is to try and create something a little more artistic. The standard smiley just isn't big enough for you. You decide that you want to make a huge multi-line smiley. So you start with the obvious place, the top. Here you create the eyes, which also can be read to be breasts ( o )( o ) It can be taken further though, because you think the pupils are too big ( . )( . ). This is a different nipple size, but can still be interpreted as breasts.
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Perhaps you are more creative yet and want to make a sleeping emoticon with shut eyes. You could simply close the eyes by removing the pupils and moving the eyes closer like ( | ) or by doing the same and adding eyelids like (_|_). Still, you can position the sleeping eyes around for the direction the emoticon will be facing. Your options are mostly (_(_) (_|_) (_)_) which can also be misunderstood as "shake that ass."
Clearly something must be done to prevent the abuse of innocent things like 8===D to have their innocence stolen and exposed to the perverts. We all like to use our (_|_)'s when we get on the internet, it's just part of what we do. Everyone is happy when we see a friend's ( . )( . ). We have to find ways to protect our 8===D, cover our (_|_), and hold tightly onto our ( . )( . ). If we can have as firm a grip on our 8===D as we do in reality, then we can find a true stroke of happiness.
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