I was just sending an email the TEH RIDDLAR! when she came in and saw it.
You can see inside me, but I am not transparent.
I am an intrument of surprise, to trap the unwary.
I appear in the news, and in gossip.
My name is unknown, but many know how to reach me.
What am I?
Answer...
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g g
o / \ \ / \ o
a| | \ | | a
t| ` | | | t
s` | | \| | s
e \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ | e
x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x
* \ \_-~ ~-_\ | *
g \_ \ _ -------- ______\| | g
o \ \______// _______ (_(__> \ | o
a \ C_____) ______ (_(____> | / a
t /\ | C_____)/ \ (_____> | / t
s / /\| C_____)| | (___> / \ s
e | ( _C_____)\______/ // _/ / \ e
x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x
* | \ \____) `---------' | *
g | \_ ___\ / __/ | g
o | / | | \ | o
a | | / \ \ | a
t | / / | | \ |t
s | / / \__/\___/ | |s
e | / / | | | |e
x | | | | | |x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
She looked at it, and said.
"Ha, that looks like a pair of nads"
"That's because it is"
"What's that above it then?"
"I'll show you....."
Pause for dramatic effect.....
"Oh my god, that's disgusting".
Whoo hoo! I goatse'd my Girlfriend!