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I can finally talk about this.

By hulver in hulver's Diary
Thu Dec 19, 2002 at 05:12:56 AM EST
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The other night, I introduced J to the wonders of an internet phenomena.

She was impressed.


I was just sending an email the TEH RIDDLAR! when she came in and saw it.

You can see inside me, but I am not transparent.
I am an intrument of surprise, to trap the unwary.
I appear in the news, and in gossip.
My name is unknown, but many know how to reach me.
What am I?


Answer...
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g                                               g
o /     \             \            /    \       o
a|       |             \          |      |      a
t|       `              |         |       |     t
s`        |             |         \|       |    s
e \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       |    e
x  \      \/   _--~~           ~--__| \     |   x
*   \      \_-~                   ~-_\      |   *
g    \_     \        _ -------- ______\|     |  g
o      \     \______// _______ (_(__>  \     |  o
a       \      C_____)  ______ (_(____>  |  /   a
t       /\ |   C_____)/       \ (_____>  | /    t
s      / /\|   C_____)|       |  (___>   /  \   s
e     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   e
x     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  x
*    | \    \____)   `---------'             |  *
g    |  \_          ___\       /          __/ | g
o   |              /    |     |  \            | o
a   |             |    /       \  \           | a
t   |          / /    |         |  \           |t
s   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |s
e  |         / /        |    |       |         |e
x  |          |         |    |       |         |x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

She looked at it, and said.

"Ha, that looks like a pair of nads"

"That's because it is"

"What's that above it then?"

"I'll show you....."

Pause for dramatic effect.....

"Oh my god, that's disgusting".

Whoo hoo! I goatse'd my Girlfriend!

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I can finally talk about this. | 4 comments (4 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)
hahahaha! (none / 0) (#1)
by Tom Brett on Thu Dec 19, 2002 at 05:09:33 AM EST

Awesome work dude. The Trolls are proud of your work.


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by TheophileEscargot on Thu Dec 19, 2002 at 05:09:50 AM EST

After the incident where she was surprised to find you receiving packages from strangers on the Internet; this should go some way to reassuring her that it's all perfectly wholesome and normal...
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